Please don't drink Yellow Tail,it is most lame, and people will make fun of you when you buy it.White Zinfandel is the bane of my existance, and I will shame you if you drink it in front of me.Merlot is the redheaded step-child of the wine world, give it a chance."Sideways" was a crappy movie, and I'll never get those 2 hours back.I love to talk about the subtle nuances of wine, unless you bring up Carlo Rossi,then I would rather stub a cigarette out in my left eye.Yes, only the left one.When I grow up, I want to be a Sommelier, so I can drink my way across France on someone else's tab.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
.. other tapeworm mommies, tammy faye, liberace, the cast of the 700 club, agnes moorehead, kassandra, morgan le fey, jesus, sarah good, joan of arc, marie laveau, carol kane, Ghandi, david lynch, madonna, god, thomas kincade, and lizzie borden.
