Nick

I'd like to meet:

The blonde woman in Roxette...lovely flatop! Sausage Meat Pete,Luncheon Meat Pete,Texas Pete,Weirdos with beirdos,Old folk with good stories to tell,Derek Warburton,Anyone over 30stone in weight,A nice whopper to settle darn wi. Blackbeard,the real one not Ian Illingsworth,The Welsh Elvis,Les Battersby,A Wombat,John Prescott,Anyone with a club foot,Michael Jacksons pet rat,ben, if he's still alive.Scatman John, Gene Wilder,Win Butler,Hornswagglers Wangdoodles Snozzwangers and Vermicious Knids,Someone with a Beever Paddle,A Boozeing Fighting Bird,Chubby Lesbians,Dossers n Tossers,Old men with not much grey hair but massive ginger beards...only seen one.Anyone who can do the FLOPPY TUNA dance