The answer becomes a siren in my conscious, quiet when in the distance and not at all ignored when near...and so it is, the answer is here...Air Condition (AC). AC is the answer to all my current situation, placing me in the position of recently enlisted misanthrop. You see, without our beloved AC this city would have never attracted the companies and therefore we may all be living in a better climate. Before AC the population was around 400K. We need a climate where it is not only tolerable to go out around noon, but enjoyable. I and I don't hesitate to say we, live our lives jumping from air conditioned room to air conditioned car to air conditioned building and back again. All the while praying that we don't suffer the humiliation of sweating along the way. Even the other mammals, if given the chance would mock our sweat-avoiding-scurry from car to castle. But maybe you all enjoy this sticky existance and I am completely fucked. Agree or Disagree we need to turn all the AC's off and move...Denver is quite nice, or how about California (oh but don't get me started on plastic surgery)