Ummmmmmm....Ceveche' from Lario's in Miami! Dosent get any better than that!!
Also.....I enjoy Running, Working out, Spin classes, Tivo, Ebay, Butterfinger crisp bars....(there so bomb!)Drinking Corona's, Eating cheese pizza with pinapple dipped in Ranch, chocolate cupcakes from starbucks (OMG heaven on earth), Sunday-Funday, Grits, Rosco's chicken and waffles, Nachos and margaritas, Del Taco breakfast burritos with fries and sour cream inside, Carl's Jr chocolate shakes, Grilled cheese's from In-n-out, Bakeing chocolate chip cookies, makeing lasagana, Yardhouse Grilled Romaine Salads, Rhinestoneing everything in sight, Garbage pail kids,Ewoks....I want one of my own, buying hommies in the $.25 Machine, Shopbop.com, Kitsen, Hippos, Pot-Belly Pigs, Pinkey (Tiff's Spider Monkey), intimidateing chicks that I dont like, Melrose, Beverly Center, Fashion Island, South Coast Plaza, Louis Vuitton ANYTHING, Michael Kors shoes, Gucci Pumps, Marc Jacobs Jackets, True Religions, Frankie's, Hats, Toupe tape (Gotta have that on point ALWAYS), Scarfs, the color Pink, Cute belt buckles, B.B. Simmons belts, Cuddleing in the rain, Haveing crushes, feeling giddy, Wednesday Girls night out's, and shopping at THE QUEEN BEE in Newport.....go check-check-check it on oouuuuuut. Oh yeah.....did I mention I like Shopping, Shopping, and more Shopping....?
Now takeing aplications...
Jade Ashley's Husband requirements:
1. Must have Many Many Tattoo's
2. Must have been incarcerated at least once in his lifetime.
3. Must own at least one illegal firearm.
4. Must enjoy takeing long tropical vacations once a month...monthly!
5. Must love that my career will be a FULL-time mommy. Which includes:
a. Loveing and nurturing our children 24 hours a day. (Or at least when
our nanny needs a break. He he...)
b. Attending ALL PTA meetings.
c. Make's sure our children have the best lunches and rhinetoned lunch
boxes to go with it, so that all the other children are jealous.
d. Keeps a healthy, fit, body, for my husband, by working out daily and
routine plastic surgery when necessary. Hahaha...
6. Must love me unconditionally as I will him....and buy me lots and
lots of Chloe boots, Fendi purses, Louis Vuitton luggage, and a HONKIN'
Harry Winston ring!!
Ha Ha Ha....for reals tho....I wanna meet someone who keeps me on my toes...not too much, but "just a lil' bit." Someone who dances so good it makes me me melt, someone who has great style....(preferably knows more about designer clothing, Nike's, and fancy-smancey cars than me...(Wait a minute, is that possible? HA!) someone who has tons of bitches jocking.....but only has eyes for ME! Someone who cant go even one day without calling me, who will wait for me without bitching and moaning while I do my hair and get ready each night. Someone who will help me pick out my outfit and not only worry about his.....Someone who knows my favorite color is pink, lets me keep a hello kitty toothbrush at his house, and buys me pink roses. I just want a guy who keeps me interested as well as loves me SO much he'll never become un-interested in me. A guy who tells me I'm beautiful each and every day even when im a train wreck, and makes me feel special each and every day.....! That's who I wanna meet....
And another thing.....I need a guy who doesn't have his head up his own ass for once! Im so over guys who think their shit don't stink. It's like okay Get over the ego and grow the fuck up! Here's my problem.....I like bad boys...You been to Jail, Own a gun, lie and cheat....then most likely I will fall head over heels for you...and then think I can change you. I know, I know...I JUST CANT! Hey, but the first step is admitting that u have a problem, right.......Hahahaha. I want to someday find someone that I can trust, someone who can make me laugh so hard I nearly piss myself, someone who is worth me spending the rest of my life with..........And since that's nearly impossible to find in Hollywood...then Fuck all ya'll. Naw I'm kidding....I am totally boy crazy and love to have crushes. It makes me feel like im 12 years old all over again... Dont EVER mistake being called a Frosteeeey-Frostay as having my heart in your hand. There's a big difference between having crushes and being in love. And trust me......It takes a lot to win my heart!! I have been hurt in the past and I have a HUGE wall up. Can it be broken.....NOT-SO-MUCH! But some pieces have been broken down and I'm now in the process of building that mother fucker right back up. I care, I love, I trust, and sometimes I begin to fall ALL too fast. I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I feel that that's is a HUGE bad attribute of mine. right now my main focus in my life is to have fun. Since my life has done a 180, Ive realized that now is the time ta' live my life for ME and no one else. U don't stay young forever.......and on that note.....CHEERS TA' BEIN SINGLE! And CHEERS ta' never driving drunk again....or was it never driving ta' Del taco at 4am....Damn! Think it was the driving drunk, Hahaha...I should get it down eventually....right?
OH.....and P.S. Friends don't let friends drive drunk....Hahaha. Wait a minute......SHIT!
T.J. and I at Area
Memorial weekend in Havasu...
Jack and I at Body English...
Vice and I at Body English....in Vegas.
My-Hammmmmmmey "Day 10 Babeey!"
Me, Billy, and Kerry at Sutra....
The linz-myster and I at Sutra...
Linz and I at Scorpions in H.B.
Sunday-Funday with Caaaaarrie at Newps Sharkey's
The whole crew on Sunday-Funday...
Leotch my beeeeeeotch and I.
My Best-est friend Jezz-myster and I...
Jack and I at Body English in Vegas...
Sean and I at Geisha House
Carrie, Tina, Vincie and I at Mansion in Miami... p
Hmmmm...I definitely gotta say "Can't buy me love!" Ive seen like 47 million times. Goonies is also up there too.
Russ Dogg and I at Hard Rock.
Sunday-Funday at Cabana Club for Wet Grooves....
Kerry and I at Rehab in Vegas...
Drunken Bowling on Lil' Seans Birthday. Happy Birthday Baby
Followed by some more drunken bowling....