Hockey players with pristine teeth, people with mullets that have a sense of style and a little panache, chicks that aren't bitchy and fake, guys that squeal like little bitches if tickled, people that like to party, yet still pay their rent and lead quasi-normal lives, a good kisser, and an orange smurf.
So many good ones...Fight Club, Super Troopers, Lost in Translation, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Ghostbusters, anything with Bill Murray...really, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Napolean Dynamite, Mallrats, Clerks, pretty much anything Kevin Smith, Office Space, Goonies, Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie, Goodbye Lover, Pulp Fiction, Seven, Lord of the Rings movies, Die Hard, Back to the Future movies, The Island, Blade Runner, Animal House, The Shining, The Matrix, Kill Bill I and II, A Clockwork Orange, Oceans Eleven, GO, Kalifornia, and Dirty Dancing. bwhahahahaa...just kidding. NOT Dirty Dancing.
A couple of shows I catch when I am near a tube and able to: CSI: Las Vegas, I don't dig the Miami one so much and NY is okay, but the original is real swell. The Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Medium, My Name Is Earl, The Office, SNL, Reno 911, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, Cops, Criminal Minds, Looney Tunes, Anna Nicole Show, Twilight Zone, Muppet Show, the first five episodes of American Idol when they are showing tone deaf jaggovs, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Painting with Bob Ross, Crank Yankers. I dig on Discovery, History, TLC, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, Spike.
Chuck Palahniuk, Carlos Castaneda, Dean Koontz, James Patterson, Anne Rice, J.A. Jance, Dan Brown, Ann Rule, Stephen King, Mary Higgens Clark, any good sci-fi...more later.
Bill Hicks and Hunter S. Thompson (may they rest in peace).