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in my own little world

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About Me

howdee im sam but u can call me wteva u lyk..i love redbull, goin camden & films that scare the shit out of me..in my lyf i want 2 go on takesha's castle, crowd surf & do sumfing that no1 fort i culd do.. but mite hav 2 leave that 1 til l8er bcoz im still mastering how 2 wink... i cant stand ppl who r up their own ass, try 2 boss me around or give me evils on the street 4 wearin blue tights. Mainly i just lyk doin wteva i feel lyk at the tym which means i usually end up either getting drunk or eatin them nut cake fingymajjigs dwn at the balcony wiv blondie & ghetto girl druging ducks.. well thats about it.. love love whoever u r random stranger xx

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My Interests

bible bashing, playing crochet n listening 2 Bateoven...corr that wild dude ROCKS!!

I'd like to meet:


Fun,silly,Kill Time Survey by snowolf
What do you look like in the morning: a cross between an egeptian n a constapated duck...nice!!
Does your cat/dog lick your feet: i hate cats
Do you smell like Turtles: oh yes.. unless im wearin my japinese dog sented body spray
Whats the weirdest thing youve ever done: roller skatting dwn a hill tied 2 the bac of a moped... dont try it kids it seriously kills wen u go flyin over a bump in the road
If you had to choose would it be olives,pizza,or green beans: frogs legs
Do you wish you were jumping right now: yh out of a plane
What is 50000000000X19374648949.Ermm i give up too: i dun enuf maths 4 1 day
Do you get louder when its time to watch a movie,on purpose: oh yh n i tlk rite through it
Do you pull your cats nose: wts it wiv the cats??... i wuldnt go near them
Orange juice or pea soup: goose fat smoothie... yum!
How many lettters are in the question: i dont no count them urself
Does your old man come rolling home: over the hills n far away
Cinderella dressed in: a mr blobby outfit n space boots
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ: now u now the abc.... go away n stop annoying me!!
Do floors have peaches: mayb it depends on ur religion i supose...
Does your grandma have a wig: i swear she dus bcoz her natural hair colour is gold
How do you transform into something thats not real: my closing ur eyes n chanting i do believe in freaks i do i do
Do you wish you were seeing mario sunshine: whose he sum weird weather guy?
What do you get when you cross a flower with a armadilo: flamigo durrrr
Coffee,or coffee: hot blud
Your bed,or the sand: the car boot
The moon or the stars: mars
Does the pool talk to you too: no but the loo dus
Did you ever pet a ghoast: yh we hav r ocasional kung fun fights
Was this survey fun or boring: just plain weird!
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Music:

panic! at the disco BLOCK PARTY foo fighters nickleback the klaxons kimya lawson sum 41 red hot chili peppers linkin park system of a down BLIK 182 cadacasca 30 SECONDS TO MARZ bowling 4 soup hellogoodbye DARUDE tilly and the wall justice AGEL SPRIRIT paramore plastic burnard faithless

Movies:

i LOVE films.. cant wait 2 make my own 1 in film studies.. SAW II is amazing but u cant beat AMERICAN HISTORY X yhh its controversial & violent & a guy swallows his teeth but u know u love it! i can never 4get how much i laughed at Borat & 50 FIRST DATES is a classic side splitter, what ever u do never agree 2 watch GEORGIE GIRL trust me u dnt want 2 inflict that much pain on urself! dirty pretty things is one of my favorites and i wana see captivty.. thats me done

Television:

I can"t stop watching Hollyoaks, Friends, Made, n it's 1 of my life ambitions 2 go on Takesia's Casle i love MY NAME IS EARL whooooooo!! ..

Books:

The beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines i ate every single one without noticing the mold you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll even though i'd never ever been in a band i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared of burning in hell well i was already there and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64 and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out i tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth evan dando never planned on telling you the truth and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth you can be a teenager for your whole fucking life just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife i guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck first i cried for him and then i cried for me haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand and the silver pink pony kisses me and says you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy

Heroes:

http://s132.photobucket.com/albums/q26/02bakerm/?action=view &current=medillzontrain.jpgmy hero is dillzz bcoz she gets me out of shit all the tym bcoz shes nice lyk that & we know eachother oh 2 well so she always knows wen im lying dammit!! shes so pretty & dosent know it & shes just lyk a little kid.. just giv her a space hopper & she shuts up 4 a few minutes & dnt 4get 2 feed her once evry 2 years.. she lyks cornflakes wiv nutella..yum! But wteva u do.. never cross her.. otherwize u will find urself being viciously drowed in a bottle of kick haha!! love u froth head xxxx

My Blog

my week as dickface

Hey hey dudes... bcoz ppl hav thretened 2 kill me unless i make another world dominating, thought inspiring blog, here i am agen typin crap on my ugly laptop...so wt do i write in this 1? Oh btw ...
Posted by in my own little world on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:35:00 PST

hey hey lets go eat some dafodills....yum!!

Hey dudes i dnt usually do blogs but hey im bored, btw dnt u fink this writin is well posh.. oh boy jove jim me lad! so wt r u ment 2 write in a blog?? er... well i saw WEDDING DAZE 2day wiv dillon n ...
Posted by in my own little world on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:05:00 PST