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Jesse

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesse
Birthday: 05/23/1987
Birthplace: I was sent down from heaven during a thunderstorm
Current Location: Somewhere that can tolerate how cute I am
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish and Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Homer Simpson slippers
Your Weakness: People cuter than me... and Wednesdays.
Your Fears: Thursday disappearing
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple or Buffalo Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Goals, who has goals?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I hate you.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish Gunther was next to me...
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything, OBV!
Your Bedtime: I can't afford a bed... or a clock
Your Most Missed Memory: "excuse me miss you dropped your baby"
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-N-Out
Single or Group Dates: Single, but groups are fun too
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Who the fuck does that?
Do you Sing: Only if Throwdown or Kelly Clarkson is playing
Do you Shower Daily: I try not to
Have you Been in Love: Not yet
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Myself, my friends, my family FOREVER!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I'm motioning away from your mother
Do you think you are Attractive: Cuter than you
Are you a Health Freak: If grease is healthy, yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: I GET ALONG WITH YOUR MOM!
Do you like Thunderstorms: OBV, see question 3
Do you play an Instrument: I've been known to bust out on the keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoking is gross
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If you want to call it that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: college kids cant afford oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: who could dump this fine piece of ass?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold now, but if provoked i still would do it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'll steal your heart!
Ever been Drunk: haha yeah
Ever been called a Tease: By many straight men
Ever been Beaten up: by a few angry women
Ever Shoplifted: i'm not that HXC
How do you want to Die: With your knife in my back
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a knife salesman
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Medium-Long
Height: Semi-tall
Weight: not large
Best Clothing Style: whatever works
Number of Drugs I have taken: SXE
Number of CDs I own: 1, 2, 3, a shitload
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: besided wasting my time with this survey and with myspace?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I'm a sophomore at UNH going for business. I'm pretty chill and random and usually up for anything. I'm also pretty sarcastic and can be a huge prick if I don't like you, but I get along with nearly everyone except complete idiots. I cant stand terrible music and if I dont like what you listen to I'll tell you straight up. I have no problem listening to new stuff so I dont judge it in advance, but after I've heard it or tried it expect me to say what I feel about it. I will lie to you about stupid things and say I've done things I havent done. It's your job to determine the truth. If you're funny, I'm not. If you're boring and unfunny, you'll find me hilarious. I also was firmly under the beleif that Richmond, VA was farther south than Charlotte, NC... I guess thats what you get for not paying attention in art class. If you want to get to know me more or see the amazingness that is me, send n00dz so I can see if you're hot to Jesnja on AIM or just IM me there anyway and I'll talk. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Going to shows, listening to music, poker, killing jokes, bowling, basketball, frisbee, skiing, watching football, drunk dialing, being amazing.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Colbert. Owen Wilson, Al Kaprelian, anyone who remembers who Al Kaprelian is, and I hear JC is a pretty chill dude too so him as well.

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, Anberlin, As I Lay Dying, Bayside, Between the Buried and Me, Beloved, Boys Night Out, Brand New, Breaking Benjamin, The Chariot, Chiodos, Crossfade, Deamon Hunter, Dillinger Escape Plan, Disturbed, Emery, Every Time I Die, The Fall of Troy, Fear Before the March of Flames, Finch, From Autumn to Ashes, From First to Last, Funeral for a Friend, Gunther, Gym Class Heroes, Hawthorne Heights, He is Legend, Hit the Lights, I am the Avalanche, Ill Nino, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, Mae, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, mewithoutyou, The Movielife, Nightmare of You, Norma Jean, Poison the Well, Prodigy, Queen, Ra, Rammstein, The Red Chord, Rush, Saves the Day, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Shinedown, Silverstein, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Thursday, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, TREOS, Underoath.If you like these bands then you should message me, because I love music and shows so thats something to talk about.Recently played songs:

Movies:

Sin City, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harold and Kumar, Anchor Man, Dodgeball, Napolean Dynamite, Enter the Dragon, A Knights Tale, and pretty much any comedy , adventure, or spy/suspense movie.

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Lost, WPT, The Apprentice, Nip/Tuck, Alias, Weather With Al on WNDS.

Books:

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Dragonlance saga, Timeline, anything by David Gemmell, a few things by Mercedes Lackey, books that tell me how to pick up chicks by using rediculous lines. The number one selling book of all time is a good one too.

Heroes:

Steve Colbert, Bob Saget, Al Kaprelian JC, Elian Gonzales, the French.

My Blog

This semesters schedule

Monday10:10-11 Hippie animal class11:10-12:30 Hippie puppet class3:40-5 Business Statistics w/ some really asian guyTuesday2:10-3:30 Financial AccountingWednesday10:10-11 Hippie animal class11:10-12:3...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:13:00 PST

Don't be a douche.

So I went to see Saves the Day tonight and this is what I learned. Just because a band is amazing and they put on a good live performance doesn't mean that their shows are gonna be good.  The cro...
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:22:00 PST

Anything but clothes!

So I hit up an "anything but clothes" party last night with my friend Jered and it proved to be quite a wild time.  I'm not gonna get into many details but I must say that dart boards are key to ...
Posted by Jesse on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST

1980's gone now, quit being an idiot.

If you consider yourself straight edge I ask you this: Why?  It's not 1980 any more you aren't rebelling against anything so dont bother trying to look cool by classifying yourself with a fancy n...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:01:00 PST

Worst night of my life

So here's a bit of a background for all of you, UnderOath is by far my favorite band and i have been planning to see them in concert for about a month.  I ordered my tickets online, $24 a pice be...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:05:00 PST

Emery show

I just saw Emery last night, freaking amazing.  TRS got to 3rd base with the band, is that considered cheating if it happens with an entire band?  We also got a picture of him in front of a ...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 09:08:00 PST

Dane Cook

I saw Dane Cook yesterday.  It was amazing.  If you ever have the chance to see him live, do it.  He doesnt repeat a lot of the material from his CD's, most of it is stuff you will...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:06:00 PST

Senior skip day

So yesterday was senior skip day, i woke up to the sound of Aaron calling me at 8:30 wondering what's going on, so i told him to just meet at my house.  We got together here around 9, then went d...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST