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Self Help Radio

About Me

Self Help Radio is a forty-two-year-old radio show that was on the radio in Austin from 2002 to 2008. Asteroid time is now click click boop. When it left Austin radio, it became a wandering podcast, looking for another radio to be its friend in the cold, cold world. It settled in a place called West Virginia & is currently airing Monday nights at midnight on WMUL , the radio station at Marshall University.

Your host is named Gary & has been so since shortly after his first day of the second grade. Before that there were serious debates about his right to live. He is specifically known for having astonishing taste in music as well as being a more than capable fretter. His lives in seclusion, only coming out to forage & make radio.

The show itself is not a self help radio show. Get it? The words in that sentence aren't capitalized. Self Help Radio is capitalized. So it IS a Self Help Radio show - in fact it is THE Self Help Radio show - but it's not a self help radio show. Anyway, the premise is banal: there's a theme, there's a lot of songs of very different genres & time lengths about that theme, & there's a problem child talking roughly every four or five songs. The show lends itself to drinking games, long romantic drives to liquor stores, "Happy Days"-style dance contests, musical snobbery, gender studies, the war on sailing & other traditions newly created by people who never came from "the old country." Also, hearts are broken every damn time.


Recordings of shows appear with clumsy regularly a couple of days after they've aired (so, you know, Wednesday or Thursday). They will be handsomely packaged for your mp3 player with a bow on it at selfhelpradio.net . As usual, themes are discussed as if they fucking matter over at selfhelpradio.blogspot.com . You will need no previous experience in podcasts or radio to enjoy. You just need to be able to look yourself squarely in the jaw & say, "Yes I can!"

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/02/2007
Band Website: http://www.selfhelpradio.net
Band Members: Though this is a one-person show (& that person is a man), various & sundry demons return every week to haunt the host.
Influences: The 19th century, cold pizza, cold fusion, people who used to worship Morrissey but now are a little embarrassed about the poetry they were writing at the time, debates about gun control, teenaged girls daydreaming about JD Salinger & vice-versa, Jerry Orbach as Lenny Briscoe on television's "Law & Order," broken bottles on loading docks, the generous Chinese scientists who are working on a cure for shaving, online dating, second cousins twice removed, catchy advertisement jingles from my childhood which will stay with me longer than anything I learned in college, the Free Cheese For Non-Sectarian Holidays movement, freakanomics, a tiny little square box that holds yards & yards of floss, a dogeared copy of the 2003 Halliwell's Film Guide with all the movies I've seen marked-up with a yellow highlighter, movies I'll never see, musical instruments I'll never play, the sour smell of disappointment inside every high school locker room, official documents, the statistically understandable failure of twelve-step programs, using cotton as clouds on posterboard mock-up of our beautiful lives, flirting, the memory of being able to "go outside & play," people who don't lie to themselves very well so they put a lot of stickers on the back of their cars, dentists, apologists for resentment & rue, Edgar & Allan but not Poe, health scares, inserting words like "fungible" in conversation even if I don't know what they mean because they seem to fit at the time, Kali (on her good days), lip reading, opiates, qualms & waiting for my eyes to get weaker so I can get glasses in under an hour.
Sounds Like: No other radio show you've ever head! Every other radio show you've never heard! Freedom! Dogma! Revolution! Bingo! Sit down! Shut up! Yippee skippee! Ahroooooo!
Record Label: It's more a "record lapel"
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Playlist For Self Help Radio 021510: Mud

"Muddy" Ken Nordine from Colors"Mud" Ivor Cutler from LUDO"Mud" Hilly Kristal from Mad Mordechai"Mississippi Mud" Si Zentner Orchestra with the Johnny Mann Singers from Great Band With Great Voices"Mu...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 020810: Valentine's Day 2010 - Girlfriends

"Girlfriend" The Modern Lovers from The Modern Lovers"My Best Friend's Girl (demo)" Cars from The Cars"Girlfriend Is Better (live)" Talking Heads from Stop Making Sense"Very First Girlfriend" Damien Y...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 020110: Twilight

"The Twilight Zone" CBS Television Orchestra from Brain In A Box"La Hora De Crepusculo (Twilight Time)" Platters from Four Platters & One Lovely Dish"Twilight" Squirrel Nut Zippers from Hot"Twilig...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 012710: Breakfast

"Breakfast!" PBNJ Buchanan from My Brother Would Beat Me During Breakfast"Breakfast Cereal (feat. Biz Markie)" DJ Yoda from The Amazing Adventures Of DJ Yoda"Breakfast Time" Cookie Monster & Ernie...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 012010: 1974

"September Gurls" Big Star from Radio City"Walk On" Neil Young from On The Beach"On A Night Like This" Bob Dylan from Planet Waves"Needles In A Camel's Eye" Brian Eno from Here Come The Warm Jets"Amat...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 011310: A Million Miles

"A Million Miles Away" The Like Young from Six At Midnight"One Million Miles From Here" Grant McLennan from Fireboy"A Million Miles" Wedding Present from George Best"Million Miles" Mirah from You Thin...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 010610: Biting

"Bug Bite" Teen Titans from More Songs, Less Music! EP"Bite" Chills from Kaleidoscope World"Bite The Apple" Shine! from I Might Walk Home Alone"Bite The Bullet" The Transmitters from And We Call That ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 123009: Indiepop A To Z Nos. 23 & 24

"Sensitve Touch" Max Eider from The Best Kisser In The World"Painty Paint Pots" 800 Cherries from Romantico"The Bottle" 18 Wheeler from Formanka"Black Letter Boxing" Eisenhower from Hit Music Only"Don...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 122309: A Very Self Help Radio Christmas 2009

"Ringo-Deer" Gary Ferrier from Ringo-Deer 7""Buzzy, The Christmas Bee" Jeff & Sue Mitchell from Buzzy, The Christmas Bee"Harvey The Hippo" Long John Silver from Harvey The Hippo"The Christmas Pupp...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:00:00 GMT

Playlist For Self Help Radio 121609: Gary's Favorite Indie Music 2009

"When I Go" Slow Club from Yeah So"Bye Bye Bubble Belly" The Wave Pictures from If You Leave It Alone"My Stop" Lacrosse from Bandages For The Heart"Text" Patton Oswalt from My Weakness Is Strong"Muscl...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:00:00 GMT