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Mr. Tim

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About Me

Name's Tim. Resident of Chicago-land for all my life. I hate writing about myself, but I guess it's the only way for people who don't know me to get an idea of who I am. I'm pretty quiet, until you get to know me. I work in retail, so talking to people is easy, it's getting to know people that I find increasingly difficult. I'm pretty good at detecting lies, but I'm still way too trusting. People close to me don't hesitate coming to me with their problems, and I don't hesitate to help, which can get me in trouble at times. I am the type of person that says, "They don't make (blank) like they used to..." I enjoy studying, browsing, and making art. I get excited by movie trailers. I think the easiest way to make others laugh, is to be able to laugh at yourself. I am a conversationalist, and I am attracted to people who can hold an intelligent discussion. Speaking of which, there is nothing quite like a well lit diner, a good cup of coffee, a napkin to doodle on, and a friend to listen to. I like taking pictures of people when they aren't looking. The English language is a dying art form in which punctuation and vocabulary are all but extinct, and that's a damn shame. I sometimes wish the world had the lighting of a film-noir movie. Comic books are very, very under-rated pieces of art and literature. I rarely, ever take myself seriously. Nor should anyone else.

My Interests

Friends, video games, movies, art, working. See some of my artwork here: http://holyorphan.deviantart.com

I'd like to meet:

Caravaggio, as long as he doesn't beat me up or kill me. Jim Lee. Frank Miller. Even though I already met him, I want to meet Christopher Nolan again and have a long conversation with him. Various other artist, actors, directors and writers. If you'd ever like to chat I'm online quite often, send me a message and I'll tell you my screenname.

Music:

10 Years, 30 Seconds To Mars, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alien Ant Farm, Aphex Twin, The Appleseed Cast, Audioslave, Beck, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Breaking Benjamin, Bush, Chevelle, Cold, Credence Clearwater Revival, Crystal Method, The Cure, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, Depeche Mode, The Doors, The Dust Brothers, Eminem, Everlast, Filter, Foo Fighters, Frou Frou, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Greenday, Harry Gregson-Williams, Iggy Pop, Incubus, Institute, Interpol, Jack Johnson, Jawbreaker, Jefferson Airplane, Jet, Jets to Brazil, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Korn, Last Days of April, Led Zeppelin, Link Park, Local H, Logder, Marilyn Manson, MC Chris, Metallica, Morrissey, Mudvayne, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, The Offspring, Otep, P.O.D., Pinback, Pink Floyd, Pixies, The Postal Service, Powerman 5000, Prodigy, Queens of The Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Rasputina, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Seether, The Servant, She Wants Revenge, Shinedown, The Shins, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Snow Patrol, Staind, Static-X, Stone Sour, System Of A Down, Three Days Grace, Tool, The Union Underground, The White Stripes, White Zombie

Movies:

Children of Men, Leon, Fight Club, Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengance, Lady Vengeance, Memento, Insomnia, Following, Se7en, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, Star Wars saga, Transformers, Matrix (first one), The Boondock Saints, Akira, Saving Private Ryan, Donnie Darko, The Last Samurai, The Machinist, Shawn of the Dead, Battle Royal, Zatoichi, Resevoir Dogs, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Sin City, X-Men trilogy, Spider-man 1 & 2, Robocop, Terminator 2, Batman, Batman Returns & Batman Begins (fuck Joel Schumacher), Falling Down (fuck Joel Schumacher but that was still a good movie)

Television:

Heroes. Other than that just random History or Discovery Channel. Batman: The Animated Series on DVD. TVs are for video games.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahnuik, Invisible Monsters, Fight Club, Choke(can't wait for the movie), Snuff, Diary, Lullaby, Survivor, Haunted, Rant. The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks. Books on artists and design. Film makers and directors.

Heroes:

Chuck Palahnuik, Stanley Kubrick, David Fincher, Steven Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, Andrew Dominik, Jim Lee, Tim Sale, Bruce Timm, Frank Miller, Steve McNiven, Geof Darrow, Alex Ross, Tony Moore, Leonardo da Vinchi, Hideo Kojima, Shigeru Miyamoto, Michelangelo Merisi de Caravaggio.

My Blog

Fuck em. Fuck em hard. (now updated often)

It seems the idea caught on, just as I imagined it would. Continue to post your hatred and frustrations. I know I will.Fuck Anne Coulter.Fuck Bill O'Reilly.Fuck Pat Robertson.Fuck The Westboro Bapist ...
Posted by Mr. Tim on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:07:00 PST

TDK plans for set stalkers and Nolanites.

So the Chicago Film Festival gala sold out. Looks like none of us will be attending.That sucks but is good at the same time. I would have liked to go... but $150 is a lot of money.So let's do somethin...
Posted by Mr. Tim on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:51:00 PST

Another reason I hate math and it should be outlawed.

I'm not making this up.Here is a question I just got in my online math homework...Write the following compound sentance in symbolic form...It is not time to sleep if and only if this is not an octopus...
Posted by Mr. Tim on Fri, 09 May 2008 04:50:00 PST

Tims Old Blog: The Best Of

My old MySpace blog was pretty fun. I used to post pretty regularly. Usually just ranting and crapping on other’s interests. But still fun. Here are some of my favorites. Tuesday, March 21, 2006...
Posted by Mr. Tim on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PST

Seriously?

I just read a bulletin about an insane killer clown that would show up at the end of my bed and murder me in my sleep if I didn't repost the bulletin.Seriously people.That shits gotta stop....
Posted by Mr. Tim on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:33:00 PST

From your friend, the "art fag".

As some of you may or may not know, there was a time a few years ago when I was occasionally verbally assaulted by an individual I've never had the displeasure of meeting, for pretty much no reason. E...
Posted by Mr. Tim on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST

1979 - 2008

And today was such a good day....
Posted by Mr. Tim on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

Policy changes.

Dear valued client,After careful consideration, deliberation, evaluation, and revelation, the management has decided to change some policies involving the services and goods that this fine establishme...
Posted by Mr. Tim on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:39:00 PST

bitter

tired of this citybeing told it's just a phasetired of the pittyand the over-used clichesremember the words that i regretand my patience starts to slipi light another cigaretteand bite the skin off of...
Posted by Mr. Tim on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST

What I want for my birthday and x-mas.

Ok everyone,As you may or may not know, my birthday is 2 weeks before Christmas, on December 11th. I just wanted to give everyone an early heads up as to what I want for my birthday and Christmas.Noth...
Posted by Mr. Tim on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST