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i am an undergraduate in the field of indeedery, at the institute of indeedery, by an actual professor of indeedology. it's science! the science of it all!they call me playboy mack.busser, writer, drunk, smoker, vacuum expert, swordsman, soda jerk, and a rude-boy of jewellakeah. boh, boh! rasclot! i do my ting and ting on da corner and ting.i was explaining to my friends the other day how complicated i am. i am like Dr. Manhattan. i am a very shy introvert. yet i am buck-ass naked. how does that work? ya'know, it's all about duality. i am a card carrying supporter of the I.B.T.C., and also the founding member of the jewel lake chapter of chubby chasers. that is also weird. i am like an onion.34

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one foot in one foot out

i am not out of the woods quite yet.  the shit woods.  i just need to relax.  i need a fucking vacation.  i need to go dancing more, i need to frolf, i really should go biking, i need a dog to run wit...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:43:00 GMT

heya sappy!

I'm just gunna come out and say i got nothing. I really have no clue when I might come to my senses. Life goes on. People have their own lives, no need to tell everyone all my lil bullshit. I s...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:19:00 GMT

plane crash in my head

i really fucked up. i have been a shitty friend. I have been drunk every day and night. I can't belive how i treat Janese. I wouldn't be surprized if jeremiah wants to kick my ass. I dont even...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:54:00 GMT

even keel

well ok kids.  now that February really is dead, i think i can go on with my shitty life.Janese is married, the house is moved into, the apartment is taken care of, my job is awesome, and all i can th...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:00:00 GMT

giant fuckup

unmitigated, unrelenting, unapologetic drunkenness. super slap happy punchy drunk.  big asshole.  everyone can see my dick.  and my asshole.  February has been the longest month for me.  alot of ups a...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:08:00 GMT

return of the mack

oh lordy, lordy, lordy.i have been working my ass off since september, and now i am ready to relax.  i am moving back to jewel lake area, and i will be kicking more ass than ever before.me, bill, and ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:20:00 GMT

oh noes!

moar funny pictures
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:40:00 GMT

the answer to the question on everyones minds

guy pearce.that is the guy who should play the joker in the next batman movie.there is one more story in this who deal, and it can't fucking end here.i'm sorry it can't be heath.  and i have been...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:56:00 GMT

GAY BAR

ok, so i get drunk and i automatically think: i am gunna go home and WRITE THE BEST BLOG EVER.  IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE, IT SHALL HAPPEN AGAIN....wait i need to get stoned first.and then?uh. ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:00:00 GMT

crazy naked guy singing

who lit his junk on fire.he got in the "captain morgan" stance, all naked, and some guy put some rubbing alcohol on his balls and lit it up.ok so there i was, at this one house, in this tiny mosh pit,...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:39:00 GMT