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katie monster!

I am here for Friends

About Me


I AM THE
im not your average girl. but i am, however, only human. i really am 22 years old. i know... i don't look it. so what? im a big geek. or maybe im a loser. or a dork. one of the three. i think know im fat and ugly. i have a mom and a dad, just like you. i also have an adopted brother, charlie, and an adopted sister, krissy. they're a little wild, but i love them anyways. i live with my FIANCE, jay. we have two puppies together. a boy puppy. his name is jonas. he's a great dane. and a girl puppy. her names is ellie, and she's a boxer. ellie is also the devil. but anyways... i drive a gray '02 convertible mustang gt. it's all the car i've ever wanted.. plus some. i graduated from spartanburg community college in may of 2007. i honestly have no idea what i want to do with my life though, and that scares me. so, enough about that. i could live off of kelloggs special k and digornos stuffed crust pizza. yum. i like diet coke out of the fountain, but water is my drink of choice. i love going skating. i can skate on four wheels or use inlines... i'm gifted. heh. i have a pet tamagotchi named goobi. he's dead right now. :[ i cut my own hair. and i sometimes dye it too. im random... can't you tell? i believe in God, and i hope you do too. if not, i'll still be your friend, and i won't push my beliefs on you. i buy things i don't need. i sometimes drool in my sleep. i like debating things, even if i can't win. i burp and i fart. if you don't like that, don't talk to me. i think gross/disgusting things are great. i always have too much on my mind. i appreciate the small things. sometimes i'm really outgoing. sometimes i'm really shy. i hate reality tv shows. i'd rather watch grass grow than to watch that stupid crap. i'm a lover, not a fighter. i guess that explains why i've never been in a fight with anyone. i'm very insecure. i get jealous way too easily, so don't even look at my man, or i'll smash your face in. =] i'm pretty generous. i'm kind hearted... i think. i'm sarcastic, or at least that's what i like to call it. i'm imaginative. i'm immature at times.. actually, most times. i freaking love cartoons. i'm not afraid of looking lame in order to have fun. i can hula hoop like a mother freaker. i'm kind of addicted to ddr. i'm stuck in standard mode though. i can play almost all of the guitar hero songs on hard. i've beat rock band on medium playing the drums. i'm going back and trying to beat it on hard. i don't wear socks, so my feet stink. they smell sort of like fritos. i think im cool. i'm somewhat interesting. i stutter when im nervous. i'm weird. i hate when people screw up there/their/they're, your/you're, and to/too. go retake some high school english, retards. i love driving down the road and singing to the top of my lungs. i'm friendly. i have a great sense of humor. i cry too easily. i can be stubborn. im smart-ish. i love plastic jewelry. i don't wear the real kind. i like hugs, not drugs. i'm honest. i'm loyal. i'm pretty understanding. i'm usually a fun person to be around, but sometimes i'm a drag. i have good points and bad points just like everyone else, but in general, i think i'm a pretty rad person.

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I'd like to meet:


i've already met the one and only
person i'll ever need.

jay is my everything.

My Blog

the coolest friends ever.. revised.

Mama  -  Thank you for birthing me.  If I had the opportunity to trade you in for any other mama in the world, I wouldn't!  I'm perfectly fine with you.  You're the greatest m...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:44:00 GMT

the coolest friends everrr.

You're probably here because your name was on THE list.. Am I right? Well, I wrote a few sentences about some friends I have/once had that mean a lot to me.  I'm not going to write any names.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:50:00 GMT

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Make my self-esteem soar!   + I love Katie because she... + I love Katie even though she...       This blog was inspired by Cory and Scott.  They're cool. 
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:54:00 GMT