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Bonnie Nebi

You should be dancin.

About Me

A lonely mermaid. Just found out I have legs. Am learning to walk. Need to get a job since the parents died. Think I can swim across the bay and get a job on the mainland. I heard that Long John Silver's is hiring. HA! No really, if anyone has any ideas about figuring out this mermaid stuff, let me know. It's no farking fun to be seven foot long and based on what I find on the internet, I'm not the cutest mermaid on the planet. HA! Please, please write me.I found this pic online. except that I am,well, ROUNDER, this looks like me.

My Interests

Swimming. HA. Hanson. James Bond.(my dad had lots of Bond movies) Jacque Cousteau

I'd like to meet:

A mermaidologist. A freaking wizard or a witch who can undo this unbelievable spell. My parents. I can't believe they farking died and didn't tell anyone I was alive. My grandparents. I think my gramma knows I'm alive.

Music:

Under the Sea (hafarkingha)

Movies:

NOT the Little Mermaid.

Television:

don't have one

Books:

20,000 leagues under the sea

Heroes:

My mum and dad