Stephanie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Every day I drive the entire length of the GBT to get to work. And do it again to get back home. I Should Be The Reason Emissions Suck. Except I drive a tiny car and get about 32 miles to the gallon.
My organs dont like me, but chances are you probably will.
And, it's entirely likely that, at some point, you will receive a butt-whoopin from me on the puttputt course. It's only fair to warn you.

My Interests

The kitten
Naughty Embroidery
Butt Warmers in car seats
Lists. and Noteboooks.
Having Social Time evn though my butt is firmly cemented to The Wagon

I'd like to meet:

Smart people to talk about smart things with.
And smart asses.
The two are not mutually exclusive.

Music:

stuff that comes out of manchester (england england), 80s music, wahwah female songs, Peter Gabriel, troubled young gay fellows with pianos and guitars, troubled young straight fellows with pianos and guitars, indie rock (the tighter the tshirt on the dudes the better), smash-the-drumset-and-beat-your-mom-with-the-pieces rock and roll
And Journey. In a totally not-trying-to-be-ironic way. Steve Perry will ALWAYS make me smile and sing along.

Movies:

Bogey. Noir. Old movies in general.
Documentaries, mocumentaries, and espionage flicks...
And if it's blindingly stupid for no other reason than To Be Blindingly Stupid (ie: Napoleon Dynamite) there's a strong likelihood I'll think it's Genious.

Television:

I've been watching Coupling reruns. And DVDs of the Girls Next Door. It's how I roll.

Books:

I like books. I dont get a chance to read them because I'm eternally nose-deep in study guides these days. *sigh*

My Blog

ahahahaha cries oh god

remember this? holy shitfart.I'm dying. Absolutely dying.
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST

Stan, you’re making me sad

Crapadoodle. I have to make a command decision because my doctor is QUITTING and I cant just not have one. Officially he's supposed to pawn me off on some other unsuspecting soul... Me, I think I need...
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:55:00 PST

everyone is catgay

when matty was here, we bought Billy the catnip and he went nuts. It was great....
Posted by Stephanie on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST

the world has sand in its vagina

apparently I've pissed off the greater 214/972/817someone must have seen me kick some puppies and steal lollipops from small children all while hailing Satan, riding a unicycle and bingedrinking.wtf?...
Posted by Stephanie on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:56:00 PST