Chapter One
Where To Begin Myspace is lame. Why do I have a Myspace account then? Because the Asian Sensation A.K.A. Jody told me to open an account due to his preference of Myspace over Facebook, which used to be my prime Jody messaging client. This site originally started out as a mockery of fans of Myspace, but soon I fell into the black abyss known as the internet.
Although I believe Myspace is lame, I cannot deny its all too real addictiveness. Too often do I find updating a favorites column extremely enjoyable, as if I believe that people are just dying to know what my new favorites are. As previously mentioned, lame. Who was Jody? A friend who got shipped back to the westardly state of Washington, due to the fun grown-up responsibility of college loans. You can’t keep the Jody down, so stop trying. And since I know you were wondering, Nauglynn ™ was coined and used the most frequently by Jody, and the use of it is to create equality, kind of.
Chapter Two
Enter Shadowman
A push of a button and small elevator trip took us to a hidden lair of the notorious Shadowman. The room was dubbed The Clown Room for obvious reasons, a giant popcorn maker with a smiling clown decaled on the side greeted visitors with a thumbs up. History was being made, and then a legend was created, Shadowman was seen for the first time.
A shadowy figure was walking down the corroder and before questions could be asked everyone was back in the elevator mashing the various buttons to take us away. Of course we made a varying degree of visits as the year progressed, from just minor peeks to full throttle exploration. Presents were even brought back from The Clown Room such as mystical table legs, Gemmy a dog puppet, and an ancient bicycle helmet. Visits to The Clown Room are no longer possible, apparently Shadowman up and moved, but I will find his new lair, given time.
Chapter Three
William Grace & Robert Chase
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