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Jake

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

do you really wanna read a boringass mother fucking novel about something you care nothing about and will do nothing to enrich your life in any way shape or form? i mean really, would you want me to fucking ramble on and on about myself right here? what would that do for you, really? NOTHING. you would just sit there and waste precious time you could be using to do something productive. i mean really what a waste of fucking time, reading about someone you don't even really know. what's even worse though, you wasted your time reading this fucking load of crap. guess you do like to waste your time reading random bulshit... and i like to waste mine writing it.

My life is rated NC-17.

My Interests

Alpha Epsilon Pi, girls, photogaphy, sports, working out, fun, friends, umm i cant think of more, but i like tryin new things

I'd like to meet:

WES ANDERSON
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Which Napoleon Dynamite Character are You? by MemeMoose
Username
Favorite Color
Amount of times you have seen the movie
You are Deb
Your future career is Being a professional loser. GEEZ.
Quote that sums up your life "I'm pretty good with a bowstaff."
Overall coolness factor: 82%

Quiz created with MemeGen ! . .
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You are Deb and you could drink whole milk if you
wanted.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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. .why the fuck do i always end up being deb? i hope im not like a girl at heart or something... that's gay . .
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Wow You plainly just want everyone to kiss your
ass. Weather it be for pleasure or telling them
to go fuck themselves. You like this phrase and
probably use it often.

What Happy Bunny Are You?
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Music:

what've you got?

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im an indie kid at heart

Movies:

SOPRANOS, Scarface, other mafia shit, comedies, Kevin Smith shit, a good horror movie oh and THE LIFE AQUATIC

Television:

SOPRANOS, 24, random bs...

Books:

picturebooks

Heroes:

my mom

My Blog

this is funny

It's Good Advice -Never introduce yourself as John, that guy with the Herpes. Women find it unattractive when men are honest. -Unless its ten months ago and youre living in NY or LA, youve ...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST