Welcome to the Flash Fry movement. Compared to this and that (and that), it's a damn sight improvement. That's right, we fry at night, we work real hard yeah you heard that right.Flash Fry is the future. And the present. It might have had a hand in the past too but that's currently unconfirmed. We'll let you know, yeah? The movement started by Nozeeny, that Nozzle-Heater, finds it's origins in protracted cooking times and the long arduous wait for our supper. Service in this country is suffering, nourishment falls by the wayside. Won't someone please think of the children? "Let them eat cake", they say. F that mate, keep it greasy and make it snappy while you're at it. Can you smell the oil as it rapidly rises to boiling point? No? You need a Kleenex bitch, not man-size, you simply don't deserve it. Haters keep your distance - you don't want to get scalded by this hot oil. Who wears the apron in this kitchen? The chief fryer in charge, that's who. You like your shit hot, quick and greasy, you need to Flash Fry. Losers to the back of the queue, better yet, fuck off completely.The mantra of Flash Fry Records can well be summed up blah blah blah...look it's hot flows over hot beats, what more can we say? Stop reading and start listening...Flash Fry Records...coming to a greasy spoon near you soon!!!
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