the detroit tigers, being jolly, wendy's, dave thomas, trotting the bases, either hitting homeruns or striking out, no middle ground, 1st base, not moving for an entire baseball game, cheesecake, binging and not purging, having a big butt, my son prince, tight baseball pants, being sparky anderson's slave, not moving fast, being borderline autistic, hitting 50 homeruns in one season, lasagna, making my own brand of world famous chili, hitting a homerun so i don't have to run fast, taking my time, my thunder thighs,
Dave Thomas
the fat boys, motown, barry white, aretha, the four tops, smokey robinson, big pun.
angels in the outfield, field of dreams, the sandlot, the rookie, for love of the game, a league of their own, rookie of the year, mr. baseball, major league, major league; back to the minors, anything with tom sellick or burt reynolds . . . or baseball.
sports center, fox baseball, emeril, the iron chef, the food channel, anything with food . . . or baseball.
baseball cards (do those count?)
sparky anderson, jackie robinson, jesus.