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Ivan® aka Johnny

I'm the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic.

About Me

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son "Ivan" a bottle of wine, and that whoever drinks with him shall not perish but have eternal laughter." John 3:16
"Eternal laughter will be when the LEAFS win the Stanley Cup." Ivan 7:11

Find me on MySpace and be my friend!..

My Interests

floorpunch dancing, photography, looking at stuff, art, design, music, fashion (especially zip-up cardigans), pretty girls/women, cool movies and docs, ninja training, monster truck rallies and old books.

I'd like to meet:

Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Chachi, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel and Mr. Furley

Music:

Music is all good... is it Knickleback or Nickleback?
Check out: New Bomb Turks, Angry Samoans, Poison The Well, Avail, Ignite, The Clash, Refused, Nora, Hatebreed, Smith & Mighty, Vanilla Ice, Jets To Brazil, Roni Size Reprazent, Earth Crisis, Bad Brains, Gorilla Biscuits, Fugazi/Minor Threat, Abba, Blackalicious, Dilated Peoples, Roots Manuva, Public Enemy, Mos Def & Talib Kweli (Blackstar), Snapcase, Boysetsfire, Screeching Weasel, Bjork, Massive Attack, Portishead, Tricky, Terranova, Lamb, Radiohead, Dr. Dre, M'N'M, Beastie Boys, Jurassic 5, The Ramones, Dj Shadow, Dj Krush, Dj Honda, John Coltrane, Sepultura, Minus, Hot Water Music, Strike Anywhere, Afu-Ra, Wu-Tang Clan, Sepultura, Deftones, Saul Williams (poet), Dj Spooky, Converge, Lifetime, Kyuss, QOTSA, Salt n' Pepa, At-The-Drive-In, Sparta, The Mars Volta, Motorhead, Jimi Hendrix, Rush, The Who, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden and New Kingdom.

Movies:

Anything by the Coen Brothers, Kevin Smith, Martin Scorcese, Oliver Stone, Guy Richie, Quentin Tarantino, Francis Ford Coppola, Darren Aronofsky, Spike Lee, Richard Linklater and Larry Clark. Ps. I saw "Chocolat" and liked it! See, i can be sensitive!!!

Television:

"One nation under God has turned into one nation under the influence of one drug... Television, the drug of the nation, breeding ignorance and feeding radiation"Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - Television, The Drug Of The Nation

Books:

On my bookshelf: "Life of Pi" by Yann Martel, "Stupid White Men" or anything by Michael Moore, "Compañero: vida y muerte del Che Guevara" by Jorge G. Castaneda, "Fast Food Nation" by Eric Schlosser, "The Football Factory" or anything by John King, "Filth" or anything by Irvine Welsh and "The Holy Bible" by some dudes in brown gowns.

Heroes:

My dad (r.i.p.), my mom, my friends, Wayne Gretzky, Joe Sakic, Thierry Henry & Arsenal Gunners, Hajduk Split, Juventus, Davor Suker, Zvonimir Boban, Robert Prosinecki and the entire Croatian National Soccer team for finishing 3rd in The World Cup, Homer J. Simpson, The Sweathogs, The Fonz, Fat Albert, Scooby Doo, Fred Flintstone, Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote for never giving up, and last but not least my handsome dog Blackie, may you rest in peace buddy.

My Blog

BLACK & WHITE PHOTOS, HERCEGOVINA 2006

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Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

MISC. PHOTOS: Croatia and Hercegovina

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Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:30:00 PST

PHOTOS: Kravice Falls, Hercegovina

Kravice Falls, Bosnia & Hercegovina. August 27, 2006....
Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST

BROADS, CHICKS, WHORES and BITCHES?

Often times i'll here guys refer to women/girls as BROADS, CHICKS, WHORES and BITCHES. I'll hear guys say things like "Yah man, i gotta call this bitch i picked up on the weekend to see if she wants t...
Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:47:00 PST

FDA approves generic name for VIAGRA. Cocktails?

The FDA approves generic name for Viagra. Cocktails anyone?Body:In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name...
Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:32:00 PST

People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals

P.E.T.B.A. = People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloon AnimalsPlease help keep Balloon animals away from sharp objects and extreme sources of heat. www.petba.orgwww.adoptballoonanimals.orgwww.howtom...
Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:21:00 PST

WATCH OUT FOR "female" CON-ARTISTS ON MYSPACE

Hey friends,Today i recieved a message from a girl calling herself "Flora" (her message to me is at the end) I noticed that her message was almost identical to the message a girl named "Sara" sent me ...
Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:54:00 PST

PHOTOS: Kravice Falls, Hercegovina

Kravice Falls, Bosnia & Hercegovina. August 27, 2006....
Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:31:00 PST

PICTURES FROM CROATIA, AUGUST 2006

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Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:16:00 PST

God Hates America...

according to Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church. Mr. Phelps also claims that God hates Homosexuals, Sweden and Canada. There's a fine line between FREEDOM OF SPEECH and HATE MONGERING. ht...
Posted by Ivan® aka Johnny on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 10:02:00 PST