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About Me

I'm really into movies made from graphic novels. Fool is my favorite word. I enjoy house/dogsitting and lounging on other people's couches while eating their food, drinking their beer and watching their movies...especially with Ryan. I own way more pink shoes than any normal person should. I like wearing braids and ribbons. I find myself in the emergency room at least twice a year. I am dying to go to Iceland. Without fail, I rip holes in my tights AT work. Jeanette is my BFF and life mate. I'm allergic to codeine. I am an amazing parallel parker.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Michael Bluth and Justin Long. And these guys...

Ryan met Pedro Almodovar in a bar in Spain the other day. Beyond jealous.

My Blog

today is a good day

marky mark, the love of my life, will from now on  and forever be referred to as Academy Award Nominee Mark Wahlberg. LOVE IT. damn he's so hot. and who knew what a good actor he would be!? i sur...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:41:00 GMT

tears - absolutely nobody is safe these days

i just read on tmz.com that reese witherspoon has hired the best divorce lawyer in hollywood and is separated from ryan philippe after seven years of marriage and two kids. now i know this is a hollyw...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:32:00 GMT

god bless the motherland

okay so i'm sure many of you saw the world cup game on sunday. it was great. what is better than watching hot men with hot bods running up and down a field for 2 hours? and even better, my great Itali...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:18:00 GMT

Joan's Advice of the Day

"Hilary, stop chewing your gum like a drag queen."
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:22:00 GMT

Two quick things.

Today at lunch I went to Best Buy to purchsae TiVo. I'm so beyond excited. Now I'll never have to miss another epi of Next! You would think that this machine would allow me to go out more and spend qu...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:36:00 GMT

So I wrestled a one-eyed cat this weekend.

need i say more?
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:23:00 GMT

i was a junkie for 72 hours.

true story. this weekend i learned the hard way that i am severely allergic to codeine. what happens to a person if they are allergic to codeine you may ask, well, let me tell you. minutes after it en...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:00:00 GMT

just when i thought i've changed..

okay so i'm crazy. back in the day, i had a severe sleepwalking problem. it started when i was very young. my mom used to freak out because i would crawl out of my crib or whatever and bust into her r...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:57:00 GMT

what the eff?

ps, i just viewed my page and noticed that it says i live in Alexandria, Alabama. how in the hell did that happen? why has nobody told me?! gay. 
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:09:00 GMT

THE wedding event of 2005

so this past saturday i was a bridesmaid in one of my best friend's wedding.  it was a beautiful event.  she was beautiful, her dress was beautiful and her man was beautiful.  but most ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 14:04:00 GMT