Sudz Deez up! (HOT BABES WASHIN’ YOUR CAR 4 A CURE!) |
Sudz Deez up! (HOT BABES WASHIN' YOUR CAR 4 A CURE!)
Hey fellow myspacers, this Sunday your choice of hot soapy studs, steamy sudzy gals, or me, ol Mackers, will wash your car to raise cabbage...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST |
Your '07 Resolutions |
-People that think they are fashionable because they make a trip to H& M every now and then. Sure they have some nice clothes. Kate Moss pays stylists millions to look like she threw an outfit tog...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST |
Nice people die first. |
I'm losing touch with my peers. "tuh-tuh-today Junior!" was yelled at me by a co-worker and I couldn't even remember which Adam Sandler movie it was from.
Dr Imma Ture prescribed 2 CCs (that's...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST |
hot gossip! |
So it seems like my liquid lover has been causing me some pain and anguish. After downing delicious aspartame/caffiene combos almost exclusively (ie: diet rockstar/ tab energy and my #1 diet coke) I'm...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST |
I love the smell of iron and carbon in the morning |
So I walk home from work yesterday (here we go). I pass The Dizzy Weasel, aka one of the finest watering holes around, and notice that they've added lattice to completely enclose the porch. Now, ...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:05:00 PST |
I no longer take baths |
At 5:30am I had my usual bowl of oatmeal. The milk had curdled so I only ate half of it. At 8:30am I had a corn on the cob and a bowl of chili.
Picking bugs and hair out of my food (and that's just w...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:56:00 PST |
Thailand, Singapore, Laos, Cambodia highlights |
-swam with sharks, fish and rays in Singapore. Guitarfish rays (like guitar players) loved me.
-had my passport, ID, money and anything of worth stolen off me on an island in Thailand. Very scary, but...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST |
squirrel duck (some Cockney for you) |
I've never seen squirrels doin' it. Today on my way to work ( See? All the action and excitement in my life isn't just isolated to walks home from work) I see 6 squirrels humping.
'woah M...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Somewhere, Dr. Hannibal Lecter is getting a kick out of this. |
About 6 hours into my shift today I'm bending over and I see something out of the corner of my eye aiming right at me. For a split second I thought a coworker had thrown a piece of wood a...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Mr. Cabdriver. What is a 65er? |
For the past few days my throat has been acting up like I got mono or something. I feel like the slutty twin from Degrassi (Erica or Heather?). I think I'll just wait and hope it goes away...
Posted by Megan Mackers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
