I'm an awesome house in Centereach. Ruby Redrum, Roxie Heartless, Greg Heartless, Carnage Electra, Yeti Spaghetti, and Kit Cat all live in me. I also have unofficial tenants who are always around, cats that live in the basement, beer everywhere, a roof that leaks, a firepit, lots of Guitar Hero, and a huge backyard.
The Darkside has forces that control the very landscape around it! Trees burrow through the screens and grow away from the sun to get into the house! It's true! Photos to follow!
Sometimes, I turn into Club Darkside, with a sick dance floor, fog machine, and rad beats. Sometimes, I turn tropical and force everyone to drink out of coconuts and wear Acapulco shirts. And sometimes, everyone just hangs out in the basement and jams in one of the many amazing bands that live here.
This is also the headquarters of the Royal Order of the Crustacean. Act like you know.
Basically, I rule.
Ninety-nine point nine percent of Darkside party pics were shot by Josh Casino . More of his work here , too. Contact him directly for photo inquiries please.
