Dane Cook, The Movies
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TRUE STORY:Recently there was a police patrol parked outside the bars, after the last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other people left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off --it was a warm dry night-- flicked the blinkers on and off a few times, honked the horn and then turned on his lights.
He moved the vehicle forwards a few inches and then reversed it a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as more people left the bar and drove away.
At last, he was the only car left in the lot, he pulled out and slowly drove down the road. The officer having waited patiently all this time now started up his car, put on his berries, promplty pulled the guy over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had comsumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station, the breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud yooper.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"SNL Celebrity jeopardy
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pretty much all music, except for most country
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