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Soffa

I never thought I'd say this, but Mariano Rivera has gots to go!

About Me

I wake up in the morning And I raise my weary head, I've got an old coat for a pillow, And the earth was last night's bed. I don't know where I'm going, Only God knows where I've been. I'm a devil on the run, A six gun lover, A candle in the wind. When you're brought into this world, They say you're born in sin, Well at least they gave me something I didn't have to steal or have to win. Well, they tell me that I'm wanted, Yeah, I'm a wanted man. I'm a colt through your stable, I'm what Cain was to Abel Mister catch me if you can. You ask about my conscience, And I offer you my soul. You ask if I'll grow to be a wise man, Well I ask if I'll grow old. You ask me if I've known love And what it's like to sing songs in the rain, Well I've seen love come, I've seen it shot down I've seen it die in vain. Each night I go to bed, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. No I ain't looking for forgiveness, But before I'm six foot deep. Lord, I gotta ask a favor, And I hope you'll understand 'Cause I've lived life to the fullest, Let this boy's die like a man Staring down a bullet, Let me make my final stand.Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphics

My Interests

Dane Cook, The Movies

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TRUE STORY:Recently there was a police patrol parked outside the bars, after the last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other people left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off --it was a warm dry night-- flicked the blinkers on and off a few times, honked the horn and then turned on his lights. He moved the vehicle forwards a few inches and then reversed it a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as more people left the bar and drove away. At last, he was the only car left in the lot, he pulled out and slowly drove down the road. The officer having waited patiently all this time now started up his car, put on his berries, promplty pulled the guy over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had comsumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station, the breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud yooper. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"SNL Celebrity jeopardy

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Music:

pretty much all music, except for most country

Television:

don't watch much tube, but if i do, its everone loves raymond and seinfeld

My Blog

sorry to all

myspace is being gay and i think someone hacked into my page because i can't see any friend requests, edit my profile, or even comment on other peoples pages. Not sure whats going on but I will t...
Posted by Soffa on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

a true friend...

here is a true friend... ...so last night i decide to go out with some of my buddies and celebrate my birthday.  we got out on the town and of course, it sucked! there was nobody out, it was rain...
Posted by Soffa on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

wow...

so last night we had a little afterbar, by the time i even got home after the bars closed, the barrel was already gone! what am I supposed to do with some 50 odd people in my house looking for a drink...
Posted by Soffa on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST