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Austria, the year is 1903. Admist the turmoil and rampant chaos of the indrustrial revolution lurks a machine weilding an awesome and unstopable power. The team of scientist that created the now infamous left-handed time fabric ripping shears had no idea they would rip the fabric of time. What happened next can be explained only by, hey look a butterfly. Oh yeah, where was I, the Raiders thats it. It's fourth and two on the sixteen yardline. The hole ripped in time was big enough only for one wolfman his dreams and six pairs of sausage nunchucks. Flash ahead, the year is 1922 or 83 and the DNA drawn from the pants worn by Harrison Ford during the shooting of the original 'Indiana Jones' and as much of Anne Frank's dandruff that could be found was used to create two men and one gangly funk droid with the ability to mend the lasceration in time's fragile fabric. Accompanied by the head of the research department Dr. Thadious F. Cheese, they set out on a mission, no a journey to return the wolfman and the nunchucks to their original time and place. Present day, the wolfman 'somehow' obtains a well paying job at a New York based insurance agency, is married to beautiful woman and has two well-mannered, very studius sons, and leads a fairly normal life. According to the information we have obtained the anotomic sub-sonic frequencys contained in these songs could very well conjure the help we so desperatly need to bring this time bandit to justice.
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Member Since: 23/02/2007
Band Website: www.mountaindew.com
Band Members:
Influences: Mountain dew, influencial speakers, 1902 and 1917, turnips, Jeff, garth brooks, Ike turner, the coreys, Dennis Hopper's character in true romance, feelings, robot feelings, robots feeling robots, air wolf, night wolf, time wolf, aqua wolf, braile porn, DIE MY WILL, john porter's magic stamp collection(wich ironicaly is worth excactly $40), space wolf, knight wolf, jungle wolf, spider wolf, ninjas, larry the cable wolf, the way your hands feel when you wake up, Matt & Shawn for laughing at all of the dumb shit we do, Tech Decks for ten great years of furious finger action, cleavage, clear pepsi, hugs, CHARLIE.
Sounds Like: The Terminator, two sharks, and Ross from 'Friends' just started your new favorite band...
Record Label: ...yours?

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I WANT YOUR LOVE!!

Please tell us what you think of the song. I am very interested to hear all of your opinions about our music. So, please post comments, rank the song, you could fuckin' download it and sell copies.&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:07:00 GMT

Songs up soon

were recording soon and the songs will be up i promise
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:13:00 GMT