Here are a few of the best people in the world. You wanna be them.
Becky
This is Raz...she my biznatch. absolutely gorgeous girl, naive, sweet as sugar and cute as a button. Throws THE best parties and smokes like a trooper. Don't know what I'd do without her. She always seems to know how to cheer people up-without even resorting to balloon animals. So, SO special. Can out-drink anyone. Except me.
Chloe
Uber special and ohso arty farty. Funniest girl I know, bar none. She's sweet and tactful and keeps you smiling the whole time she's around without even trying. Sunny, colourful and generally lovely. Now has blue hair. Nuff said.
Fee
This girl keeps me sane. My Cute Is What We Aim For compadre. Brilliant in a crisis, selfless to the extreme, this girl will do anything to keep her friends safe and happy. She made my 18th birthday the best day of my entire LIFE!!! Impossibly talented and painfully intelligent.Her hot tub is AWESOME! Genuine through and through. Love her with all my heart.
Paddy
Down-to-earth and utterly FABULOUS. Pads is often the person to crack sophisticated jokes that it takes everyone about five minutes to get. He is caring, sweet and utterly beautiful in every way :)He has a lovely missus who I also luff (Meeeeegan! ^_^) and is also intensely clumsy. But in a tres hilarious way. Broke his glasses when he fell off a chair in English.
Smay
Sammy is both gorgey and uber special. He can speak in a zillion different (and slightly odd) voices, and is also a professional dancing queen. We got attacked by cows when we went on a rampage through his field, and this one time we played with a big slip and slide and kris's downstairs hurt cos we used washing-up liquid to lube us up. Probably the most special of my oldest friends and definately the most shexi!!!
Lauri
Laura aka Hamp (because one day I saw a hampster and it had the same big happy cheeks. like sunshine :)
Been through so much with this wench, but I still love her as much as i did when we were 10 years old in ballet class. Fucking awesome girl, quick, honest and practical. Utterly gorgeous. We share exactly the same sense of humour. We can laugh about A-N-Ything. including this one bus driver who we asked to take us somewhere very not on his route. Uber fun.
Zoe
Zoe is quite simply, adorable. Quite quiet and shy at times, but when she warms up she's a right larf. Reminds me a bit of a startled bunny, but double as purdy. Zoe is the second half of Luke, who is also tres special.
Fab group of blokey man males.
All done together because you rarely find them separately. Angus, Tom, Scoot, Matt, Dingle and Luke...who isn't in the picture, but is still cool. I aspose. All completely different to one another, but somehow work. Each and every one of them is fucking awesome. Well good.
Nicko
(pictured here between Jimbo and Sean.) one word- jadore! uber lovely and a fan of the wablo (as above.) Makes life awesome. Nuff said.
obviously there are other people who make my world go around as well and I love lots and lots...but I'd be here all day listing all of them. I love all of my special boys and girlies more than they know. Muchos besos bambinos. x
I'd like to meet:
YOU! Well, interesting people. No assholes. Do NOT try to convert me to any point of view/religion/sock company. I will merely spit on you.
OH! and I want to meet Dita Von Teese and put money in her undies ^_^
Music:
NOFX,The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Brand New, Counting Crows, Black Label Society, Be Your Own Pet, Idlewild, Blondie, The National, Ted Leo & the pharmacists, Mogwai, Haudouken, Television, Blindside, Broken Social Scene, Built To Spill, Mumm-ra, The Go! Team, The Candidates, Dopamine, Finch, Hoobastank, The Juliana Theory, Lemon Demon, Say Anything, Sufjan Stevens, 3 days grace, transplants, Anti-flag, Forgive Durden, AFI, Cute is what we aim for, The Ramones, Kate Bush, Bjork, Kings of Leon, IMArobot, Modest Mouse, Sonic Youth, Hot Hot Heat, Billy Talent, The Mooney Suzuki, sigur ros, patrick wolf, Matchbook Romance, The Postal Service, The Shins, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, The polyphonic spree, Incubus, Millencolin, Sublime, Panic!, FOB, Not Your Hero, Howards Alias, the pistols, the clash, the cure, deftones, Belle and Sebastian, I Am Kloot, Deathcab For Cutie, disturbed, orgy, 3 doors down, 36 crazy fists, The academy is..., alexis on fire, Alkaline trio, AAR, Patti Smith, Arcade Fire, Explosions In The sky, Elliot Smith, The Smiths, Audioslave, David Bowie, Coheed and Cambria, The cranberries, The Fires, Leftover Crack, The distillers, Joy Division, Khoma, Metallica, Pantera, Muse, The Misfits, NIN, Pretty girls make graves, Relient K, New Found Glory, Reuben, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Seether, Silverchair, we are scientists, Victoriana, Velvet revolver, The Killers, Wolfmother,The Fratellis, Belle and Sebastian, Def Leppard, Weezer....
Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man. HAHAHAHAHA.
the end.
Movies:
Snatch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Memoirs Of A Geisha, A Clockwork Orange, Life Aquatic, The Labyrinth, Fight Club. Anything where Brad Pitt looks like a dirty tramp and is naked. All the classics- All 5 rocky films (ok...number 6 was gash,) All the Monty Pythons, Lucky Number Slevin, Pan's Labyrinth, The Devil's Backbone, that sketched out version of cinderella I once saw which was quite violent. well done.
OH and the hills have eyes is a film you should never ever watch because it is horrible, disgusting and shit. This guy with super-duper dermatological problems (who also happens to be a MUTANT) puts a gun to a babies head so he can do her mum (WITHOUT CONSENT.) For this reason it is wrong and rank and not all that entertaining...just icky. Just rent something nice instead. Like Saw.
OH and the two underworld epics. Purely because I want to jump in between Kate Beckinsale and Mr.Vampire-werewolf in that sex scene. Please yes. Oof.
Television:
THE MIGHTY BOOSH BABY! and family guy. Pretty much anything involving Zach Braff. Teachers, Green Wing, The Buzzcocks, Have I got news for you, Phoenix Nights.
Heroes:
Robert Smith, Audrey Hepburn, Simon Amstell, John Cleese, Kate Bush, Bjork, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Jimi Hendrix, David Bowie, Brain Molko, Andrew Lloyd-Webber, James Brown, Patrick Wolf, Debby Harry, Patti Smith, Karen O, Every mofo in the ramones; Jonny, Joey, Dee Dee and that other one...Frank.
And every single one of my mother-trucking friends. Especially Laura, who is not only a fab biznach but awesome in bed.
