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Hello. My name is nick . I quite like doing stuff on the web and for print. I'm a web designer don't you know. But my talents don't stop there. I can eat a microwave burger in under 30 seconds and fall asleep anywhere without given notice, and then lie to whomever says "are you asleep Nick?"

Those two cool cats above, are quite literally cats. Betsy is black and sleek. She's calculated, judgmental and clever, she's a girl. Bob is black and white and tubby. He's dozy, greedy, his head merges into his body, has googly eyes and he looks like he should be in a cartoon, he's a boy.

I like the usual stuff that people like, but not Fall Out Boy and computer games.

You will mostly find that I dislike people even if I tell you I don't, and I will mostly be rude to them, because its funny and makes other people laugh. I like MB. And love Catboy.