Is there enough space on the entire internet to describe the greatness of Goulet? No. I am a huge star. Women have written to me cards and letters describing how the only way they get through life is by thinking about me. Goulet. I have a rich history of performance dating back to 1950, when I first performed "Little Red Wagon" along with the late Buddy Hackett on Texaco Star Theater. Wait. Buddy Hackett's not dead. And I don't think "Little Red Wagon" is actually a song. Oh well. Goulet.
In 1960, I starred with Robert Wagner in a little Broadway musical called "Bobby Squared". It was about being handsome. Which I am. Goulet. After that, I discovered that I had the pipes. Not like these industry jagoffs that can't handle the goods. My first album was called "Tripping the Light Goulet". I know, it's a little inside.
In addition to music and drama, I'm also a poet:
Some men work, some men play
But all of them wish they were Goulet
As for the ladies, well, they agree
There's no one they want more than me.
Oh, I can sing, yeah, I've got the pipes
My songs are gorgeous, like a tiger's stripes
I make men laugh, I make ladies cry
But all will agree--I'm a hell of a guy
Finally, I love nature. It's why I come up here. Feel free to explore the majestic wonder that is Goulet. Goulet.
