The Angel of Death

I am the Angel of Death! Do not touch me for it will kill you! Don't touch, don't touch! Do you know why I have come?!? I have come to rape and pillage the souls of all who are not worthy of the gift of life! BLAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I was born after the second coming of man when Satan ejaculated into the primordial ooze. Aside from that my path has been rough and treacherous! Before I became "The Angel of Death" I trained crocodiles to eat people's faces off. After that I decided to unleash the black death upon a weak 14th century Europe where over 75 million people died! One time I looked at a puppy and made it commit suicide! Some say that perhaps I take to much pleasure in the pain of others. To that I say "BLAAAAAAHHH! You shall die an average death!" Aside from my work as a grim reaper I also enjoy boardgames. My favorite actor is Tony Shalhoub! I have been know to be incredibly selfish and inconsiderate of others emotions. My favorite food is Peanut Butter M&M's.