God (if he/she exists) and ask him/her what the fuck he/she was thinking.
Anyone who doesn't use their religion to judge the actions of others without judging the actions of themselves first.
Suburban white kids who dig hip hop but don't think their gangstas.
Other psychotic, self-loathing alcoholics.
Strippers that do it for the love of dance.
A hippies who takes showers and has a job.
A native american that hasn't taken me on a hand of black jack.
A scientologist with a fucking clue.
A christian rock band that doesn't suck.
Politicians that actually care about the people they represent.
The person who invented binder clips.
Religious zealots who actually abide by that whole "thou shall not kill" belief.
The captains of the gasoline & oil industries so I can kick 'em in the dick....I commute to work you price goug'n cocksuckers.