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AshleYelhsAshley &lt;3

Can't find yourself lost in your lie

About Me

My name's Ashley. I love to make people laugh and usually try everything or anything to at least crack a smile on someone's face. So if you're in a bad mood or just kind of bored, leave me a message and I'll try my best to cheer you up and such.

My Interests

umm.. i don't think we should go into details.. b/c emily said i couldn't put BOYS! that cunt face. emilyGod's Playing Field

I'd like to meet:

special people like me. oh wait.. that wasn't supposed to go on there.. i meant BOYS! on a more serious note.. the person i'd most like to meet would prolly be.. hmm.. shit.. i can't think of anyone serious. umm.. prolly my hott new neighbor.. dude.. i saw him mowin the lawn.. he's got a 6pack.. woo wee. lol sorry..

Music:

i go out seal hunting w/ my best friend tarka.. but all i want to do is get into his parka i'm the only gay eskimo.. in my Trriiiiiiiibe.. blah blah blah. and the seals they sing now. (seal sounds: oarp oarp oarp) ok.. i love that song. almost as good as particle man! particle man! he can do anything that a particle can. triangle man triangle man. triangle man hates particle man. they have a fight. triangle wins. triangle man triangle man!

Movies:

i think horror movies are my favorites. but ya know.. i'm kind of a pansy.. so i'm either hiding under a blanket or closing my eye when the scary parts come around. which kind of defeats the purpose of scary movies.. but whatever.

Television:

uuuuuummmm mtv and mtv2 for music videos.. that's about it. other than that i'm usually watchin movies.. maybe cartoon network if there's nothing else on..

Books:

umm i like horror books. but whenever a gross or scary part comes it's funny cuz i didn't see it, it scared someone, and it didn't happen to me. but then again.. i can't watch scary movies cuz i'm a visual learner and i'm a pansy.

Heroes:

captain crotch er.. i mean crunch. enough said.

My Blog

The Girl Can’t Help It.

If he could hold her, so close in his arms...again If she could show him The letter her heart forgot to send...why They're livin' dreams on their own Ooh they'll never stop running The girl can't he...
Posted by AshleYelhsAshley <3 on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:23:00 PST

I’m so funny.. i can tell jokes.

A priest is driving home. A police officer behind the priest, notices that he's swerving a little bit, so he pulls the priest over. "Sir," the officer asks, "have you been drinking tonight?" "Only wat...
Posted by AshleYelhsAshley <3 on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:15:00 PST

anyone wanna play tag?

It is time, once again, to play that much-loved MySpace game that is known as "Tag!" For those of you who don't know the rules, here they are, in order of importance:1. Each player starts off by list...
Posted by AshleYelhsAshley <3 on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

i have a crush on this guy.. any crushes on me?

..THISCRUSH.COM CRUSHTAG>Crush this person!Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag!..END THISCRUSH.COM CRUSHTAG>...
Posted by AshleYelhsAshley <3 on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

Azrael Grace

Panic stricken and pain-filled tears fall from a sorrowful face. A face of innocence buried with newfound intelligence and experience. A ten-year-old shouldn't find out her mother has breast canc...
Posted by AshleYelhsAshley <3 on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:59:00 PST

Azrael Grace cont'd

  The night was cold and windy, the full moon behind its clouds and she had to bend her head down in order to get to her destination: the old park at the edge of town. Her thinking spot, her muse...
Posted by AshleYelhsAshley <3 on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

a tribute.

there's a day in every girl's life when she dates this guy that none of her friends approve of. and that was randy. and it's kind of refreshing because it's mildly rebellious. and i loved it. we ...
Posted by AshleYelhsAshley <3 on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:03:00 PST