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About Me

Where do I begin...My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really

My Interests

Scuba Diving, The Gym, Cars, R/C Cars, Aquatic Life, Cooking, Eating, The Beach

I'd like to meet:

Someone who I can be a dork around

Music:

Anything...I like everything

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Movies:

When Rabid Weasels Attack the Elderly Pt. 2, Drunken Master , Pee Wee Herman's X-Rated Adventures, The Crow The Crow - Dance with the Devil by Breaking Benjamin

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Television:

Wrastling, Cartoons, and the Food Netowrk

Books:

The Adventures of Camel-Toe Sally, Where's Waldo, Who's Grabbing My Ass?!, The Princess Bride, How To Make Money by Selling Idiots "How To Make Money" Books

Heroes:

Triple H

My Blog

Gym Time

Well...I picked up a job application with LA Fitness again. I'm thinking I'm going to work there again as a trainer. Plus it's a free membership, I get to look at hot chicks, and hopefully...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:43:00 PST

They’re Finally Gone

I've had a total of 6 Internationals staying with me for the past month. It's been messy. These weren't Thai Internationals either. At least the Thai Internationals cleaned the house...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST

I Feel Good

It's 6:20AM and I just got back from the gym. I went to bed at 12:30ish and woke up at 3:30AM. I've been in such a lousy mood for the past few weeks. I didn't care that I was on just...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

Vacation's Over

Well...it's over. It was so short. I need money now. The only down fall about a vacation is that I don't get paid for it. I got a bit done, but for the most part...I was being ...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:55:00 PST

Geeking Out

As many of you guys know...I'm a HUGE Fish Nerd. With that said now...I just got myself a Gulper Catfish. This thing can eat fish it's own size with one gulp (hence the name). It's r...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

Dodgers vs. Angels

So I went to the Dodger game on Friday. We were a bit late. And I was hungry. I stood in line for some Dodger Dogs. I waited for 20 minutes and then I hear, "We're out of ...
Posted by Ben on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:21:00 PST

Pissed

It's probably become really clear to a few of you that I absolutely HATE my job now a days. I haven't been able to be myself like I was in Mining Town which I thought made me more effective as a...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:18:00 PST

I don't want to!

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK!!!
Posted by Ben on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

Day at the Beach

A Nice Day... ...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:16:00 PST

My Time

Finally...some rest. I got 4 days off in a row and it won't affect my paycheck. But I'll be paying for it when I get back by working 10 days in a row. Ugh. It's my second day o...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:53:00 PST