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Larry

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About Me

"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.' "

My Interests

"I hope you have a big trunk cuz i am going to put my bike in it!"

I'd like to meet:

The great American jackalope from Pixar's short film Boundin'
Otis from The Devil's Rejects
George Jung from Blow

Music:

White Stripes
Green Day
Eminem
Metallica (Only the old stuff Nothing new)
The Faint
Korn (Again Only the old stuff)
Avenged Sevenfold
Death Cab for Cutie
50 Cent
Toby Keith
The Flaming Lips
Kenny Chesney

Movies:

Blow Fred Jung: Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.The Boondock Saints Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.Wedding Crashers Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?Pulb Fiction Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.Primer Aaron: What's worse, thinking you're being paranoid or knowing you should be?Contact Ellie Arroway: I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?The Devil's Rejects Darrell: I'm not callin' you a chicken fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.Layer Cake Dragan: Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.Sin City Stuka: Guys, don't you think maybe somebody oughta call a doctor for me or something? This isn't the kind of thing you just ignore, guys.Reservoir Dogs Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.Kill Bill: Vol 1. Buck: Well ain'cha the slice of cutie pie they said you were... Janes Doe... They don't know shit about you! Well, I'm from Huntsville; Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck... Hahahahahahaha...Kill Bill: Vol 2. Budd: But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass, I'll spray this whole Goddamn can in your eyeballs. Then you'll be blind, burning, and buried alive. So what's it gonna be, sister?

Television:

I don't have cable or satellite and the dumb ass rabbit ear things don't work on my tv so I only watch stuff that people give me on CD/DVD. I'm kind of addicted to LOST. Oh yeah and I have the first six seasons of The Simpsons on DVD.