O'yes...the old lets talk about me trick....let me see..... I have no real skills. I mean I don't have like any kewl nunchuck skills or computerhacking skills or kung fu fighting staff skills i do not have any funny jokes but people always seem to laugh at me....hmmm wonder why? I have super powers!! I am pret much one big oximoron minus the oxi and double the moron. Well So I have been told.I get called a dumb ass a lot and a moron too. That hurts, it make me cry. It make me cry just thinking about making me cry. Darn it now I need a hug. I am known for random huggings also. It freaks people out. One time at band camp....but not really band camp; when I was in Cali I baught a bunch of flowers and just gave them to random people and hugged them. they did not know what to do they were all freakish about the flowers and then to add a hug O'boy they really lost it. Funny thing is the older people were digging it. Either they were some really kewl old people or a little off thier rockers. I have mad dancing skills I can throw down the Charleston like no other and the Oklahoma dance too like a mad man. But fear my robot and worm, they are sick. I have descovered that i have super powers. which should have been a given being that I am part liger, moron, wolf, dumb-arse, wolverine,and cute fuzzy little kitten. I just found out that I can shrink things down to fun size, X-ray vision I can see thru windows, and open doorways. I rule the world!!! FEAR ME! hahahahahaha. shh they are coming.What ever you do do not ask how I got the nic name Freek Boi. Well if you were born on the 29th Of February then I guess it is OK....OOO'yes the A.D.H.D. is starting to show.Anyway. Now that you have suffered thru all of that. I will be posting seminar's I will be hosting on the world of kung fu: Taoist Lovemaking, 8 Section Brocade, Tien Gunn, Iron Body, Chi Gong and Meditation, Tantric lovemaking.Hopefully, in the next few week I will have some videos and pic's of how I earned the name "FREEK-BOI". A little of what you will see is sewing thread being sawed into my throat you can see the fleash moving around the thread pretty neat/graphic, bending a card with out touching, cinder blocks over my head, about 1100lbs of concrete, shihs shui gong if that is allowed, and a few other things.whateverlife.com
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