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About Me

I keep very little hidden. I dont make myself noticable, but my actions in turn attract attention. That can be very problematic for me. Oh well, its all in good fun. Or bad taste. I made the biggest change after coming back from Task Force Katrina, and that happened when I got there. They handed me a magazine for my rifle. Know what these people have gone through then have your home occupied by military with loaded weapons. Its bullshit. After my second tour I'm currently in the Republic of Texas and am waiting to get home. My pure negativity and unabided hatred may come to a shock but I could make a list of things I would like to do right now, but that list is harder to do and I don't have the space. I'll do almost anything, except pee on a spoon. I have an active imagination, which is kinda described in what I write. And if you cant tell by now, I like to write (I have a dry sarcastic humor personality). I consider this page as a way to vent without calling the attention of federal agents, somewhat. If its graphic, its how I felt that day. Im really not like this most of the time. FTA. No telling when I am coming home.

My Interests

Apparently risking my life for some bullshit is quite common. Not to mention finding roadside explosives. Surviving the streets in America. Conspiracies, shiny things, watching people lose cool points. You know, normal things. Lightning storms, being outdoors, and music

I'd like to meet:

The living. The dead. Aliens (foreign AND domestic). Hypocrites, procrastinates, soldiers, and supporters. Neurosurgeons, pharmacists, therapists, and terrorists. Boarders, rockers, and book worms. If you fall into any category, message me with the subject indicating your type. Or just make some shit up. Have fun with it.

Music:

Shinedown, Red, Lostprophets, Faktion, 10 Years, Jamie Foxx, A Perfect Circle, 3 Doors Down, Age of Daze, Lacuna Coil, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Boston, 3 Doors Down, Blue Oyster Cult, Three Dog Night, Common, Staind, Three Days Grace, Dropkick Murpheys, Story Of The Year, Hoobastank, Tool, Nonpoint, Puddle of Mudd, Offspring, Plain White T's, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Seether, Kanye West, Godsmack, R.E.M., Thousand Foot Krutch, Dropping Daylight, John Legend, Thrice, Evanescence.. Lacuna Coil Videos /

Movies:

V for Vendetta, Indiana Jones, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Man on Fire, John Q, Training Day, Die Hard 1-4, A.I., Flyboys, Enemy at the Gates, I,Robot, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Green Mile, Mission: Impossible 1-3, Grindhouse, Hostel 1&2, The Boogey Man, JFK, Good Night, And Good Luck, The Weather Man, Lord of War, Serenity. I think thats a good stopping point.

Television:

Don't watch enough to make a list. Maybe the History Channel, Discovery Channel or something disgusting on Discovery Health. Band of Brothers, Samurai Champloo, Ruroni Kenshin, Alias, Dragon Ball, Firefly, Space: Above and Beyond.

Books:

Fiasco, Heavy Words Lightly Thrown, Nature of Chaos, The Truth About Lying, Lord of the Rings, Zombie Survival Guide, The Art of War. Not many of my books are here with me so I'm left with little alternative.

Heroes:

My brother-in-arms m0nkEy, welcome that sucker home. All of my friends who keep me on my toes and tell me the wrong day when I ask what today is. Bastards!

My Blog

A ditch smells better than Texas

I have no timeline when I'm coming home. I'm waiting on the shipping container to get here and that's my biggest stressor. My phone is usually on me but I have a tendancy to ignore it. I went to...
Posted by TanG on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:41:00 PST

Last few days with my home brew

Loyal fans and faithful readers,It's nothing serious. Soon I'll be packing all of this bull shit away, in the middle of November. Meaning very minimal contact. So if you don't hear from me for a while...
Posted by TanG on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:27:00 PST

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

No, I'm not going to hurt (or kill) myself, there are far too many assholes in the world for me to let by. Not only that, I have great friends (and an awkward family). It was merely a reflection that ...
Posted by TanG on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST

Two sugars with my ACAP, please.

Recently I went to a briefing for people who are leaving the army and it never ceases to amaze me that even the civilians are trained to coerce people to re-enlist. Not only that but in part of the le...
Posted by TanG on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:42:00 PST

My penis is bigger than yours (In case you missed the post)

Apparently you have once again fallen for my misrepresented post title, as this is not a way to prove how big my penis is, but rather the honest to god mindset of the ENTIRE us armed forces. Navy, Air...
Posted by TanG on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:24:00 PST

Soldier is just another term for prisoner

A little over a month away from my three year mark now and I never thought this shit would be getting worse. We had to load trucks on the trains yesterday and today, and to my surprise, there's patrol...
Posted by TanG on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:39:00 PST

Revenge best served with sugar and a shotgun.

One thing I've applied to work is the forth general order: I will guard my post from flank to flank, and take no shit from any rank. First of all, the biggest mistake these people have done is put me ...
Posted by TanG on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:22:00 PST

Imagine....

At the time of writing (16 March, 2006) and by the end of day we will have spent $248 billion dollars on the war in Iraq, Now what does that mean to you? A lot. That's hiring 4.3 million teachers for ...
Posted by TanG on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:44:00 PST

Something from George Carlin

GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and Mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write ...
Posted by TanG on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:21:00 PST

A Tale of a Clan

They strive upon violence, chaos, and a critical hatred for opposing forces. They are the sole survivors on the battlefield, defying the impossible. There is no stopping this war machine once it gets ...
Posted by TanG on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:56:00 PST