I'm Breeze. I want my woman.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eugene
Birthday: 06/9/69
Birthplace: 12th Street and Elm
Current Location: Louisiana Half Way House for the Mentally Insane
Eye Color: Green and Brown
Hair Color: On my head . . . golden brown
Height: 4'11 1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both (I get blisters)
Your Heritage: All man
The Shoes You Wore Today: Size ten (hint hint)
Your Weakness: Pirate women
Your Fears: DNA tests
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of juicy meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To meet my pirate woman
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTFIIT (What the fuck is in this)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is that my sister?
Your Best Physical Feature: See shoes
Your Bedtime: When ever she passes out.
Your Most Missed Memory: Grandma and the butcher
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: beer
Single or Group Dates: see right handed or left handed
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: Is this a trick question?
Cappuccino or Coffee: beer
Do you Smoke: I certainly do.
Do you Swear: Only when in heat
Do you Sing: Only when in heat
Do you Shower Daily: daily?
Have you Been in Love: Ask my chickee babe
Do you want to go to College: What's a college?
Do you want to get Married: Only if she's a pirate
Do you belive in yourself: I think so
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not when it's up and down
Do you think you are Attractive: See shoes
Are you a Health Freak: I can get freaky
Do you get along with your Parents: Do I get a long what with my parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms: See shoes
Do you play an Instrument: Do you play and instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, I'm in a half way house.
In the past month have you Smoked: Baby, I always smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I do the luv drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: see righ handed or left handed
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: They ain't got malls in Louisiana
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I love eatin' Orios
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I eat tuna
In the past month have you been on Stage: I was in a line up
In the past month have you been Dumped: see shoes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ask my sister
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My pirate woman's heart
Ever been Drunk: I am drunk with luv
Ever been called a Tease: I don't tease - see shoes
Ever been Beaten up: up? no
Ever Shoplifted: Eh. . . I'm in a half way house
How do you want to Die: In the arms of my pirate woman
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: paroled
What country would you most like to Visit: Utah
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown and patched
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: shaved
Height: reachable
Weight: liftable
Best Clothing Style: head scarf
Number of Drugs I have taken: twenty seven hundred thousand million
Number of CDs I own: What's a CD?
Number of Piercings: hmmmm piercings
Number of Tattoos: Besides my siters name?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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