Well my father chose my name, the derived from Ermintrude (as opposed to emily which he thought would age me about 9decades) and made me slightly polish, my mother gave me her outrageously sizes calf muslces and i am unable to dive due to a phobia of blue wales. To be honest i think my family found comfort in rooting the centre of their humour in me.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
a duckbilled-platypus just so i could truly appreciate its name.
