i'll try anything twice. dare me!
quotes from my favorites: "do you like billie holiday? i love him" "his name is robert paulson" "Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts." "Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated." "Our love fern! You let it die!" "Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind." "Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots!" "I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite" "Mierzwiak! Please let me keep this memory, just this one." "Bitch be cool!" "did you have a strawberry daquiri? i thought u might've" "That was my first asian!" "Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces baby Jesus, new born, not even spoken a word yet. " "What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world." "I'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay? I can give you a Filthy Lopez like you never had before. I could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle... that will make you scream all night. Okay?" "When I see something I like, I gotta... I love it."
Guilty pleasures: Desperate Housewives, Nip/Tuck, the OC, Grey's Anatomy, Elimidate, anything trashy ;).. also Wheel of Fortune & Jeopardy!
Fave reads: The Scarlett Letter, A Tale of Two Cities, Drowning Ruth, A Bend in the Road, Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Lovely Bones, The Great Gatsby
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