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umm.. Its really dark I feel like the lights arent on. ~Leah Persons
how come people with the worst breath always wanna tell you secrets? ~Dane Cook
Fuck my wifes Puerto Rican fitness instructor ~Do it Dan Holt
Back in the day cavemen used to eat grass and dirt ya know. ~Leah persons
MY drivings fucked up cuz I cant see real good at night (you probably have night blindness) No its cuz by night time I be Fuckin Drunk ~Scott Mclaren
(you get like 1-3 houres of sleep a night how do you stay alive?).......Weed......and beer i guess.....oh and I like to work out,you know keep in shape. ~Israel
When Isaac gets into heaven hes going straight to jail ~Adam Gerney
its not that I dont want to go, Its just that this weekend id rather go to a pool party than jail ~Isaac muther fuckin ass Stout bitch.....im sorry that was harsh.....bitch
Cmon honey lets go play with the dolphins! ~stupid blonde on the vonage commercial
Isaac When I grow up I want to be just like you -Alyson Holt
A hand job is a job too ~Terry, the gay guy on rollerskates that gives hand jobs on the corner for 2 bucks a pop
(As we walked by protestors that had sighns that said stop the occupation of Iraq)....Why dont they want them to work ~ leah persons
I dont know what I was doin when I raised you kids....Im just some guy ~Billy Rosenbergs dad
Whats the point of drinking if your going to drink responsibly? ~John Adler
Microwave: beep,beep,beep! (turn over) Isaac Stout:" Kevin needs to turn his meat " Leah persons: "Most microwaves turn the food for you"
The liquor store is like the adult disney world. ~John Adler
the first thing everyone does when they get in my car is put there seat belt on, their scared....even if were just parked drinking. ~Molly Ford
(I bought my brother sexual enhancement pills for his birthday) Asher Stout: its not for size they have goat weed their to help your performance... Abby Stout: do they help your vision?
asperations got experations -billy rosenberg
I stay fly den a bug ~Isaac Stout
EEEEEEEEEW hes dirty! Even if I ever did fuck him I would definitely get tested after. ~Madison Lewis
dont you ever wake up stumbeling and falling? After a night of partying i wake up and I either have to touch the wall or sit down and pee. ~Fidel Hoyos
We should shoot nukes at mars? (WHY?) see what it does -puddy
ALL I WANT IS A GOD DAMN GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Puddy
A) Dunbar aint eatin my twat! and B) I aint got a damn twat I got a set of ass kickin NUTS! -Cohutta Grindstaff
why does my pillow smell like sleep? Noirin Kelly
People with jerry curls crack me up ~Chase Darling
(is this meat too raw?) fuck it its not like im gunna die instantly ~anthony carrusso
andrew was in the bushes with them when they ran a train on emily he came out and said I DID NOT FUCK HER! but I heard he made love to that hoeI cant dink too much tonight i have to swim with the dolphins in the morning -Trisha Cummings ~B
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart! ~Asher Stout
-cohutta "someone live is there?!?!?!?1 -isaac "probably homeless people" -cohutta"well then there not homeless"
six packs are for losers -Ian horowichwhats up with old black dudes voices on insurance commercials back in the day that was unheard of -Dank (aka tiny penis man)dude im light weight terrified/fascinated with swamps -also dank the mineute dingyISAAC Stout- "who the fuck would go to a thaetaer and pay their hard earned money to watch the new animated starwars....... it looks like a fucking video game?!?!? Asher stout- "people will dress up for that shit"<"IM DOWN FOR RUNNIN UP ON DEAD PREZ UP ON THEIR FUCKIN STAGE"Fast forward to about 1:28 Me and My flask wandered into a dead prez concert. If dead prez was even remotely concidering to stop hating white people I fucked that up for the next 1,000 years or so....... whiskey's one hell of a drugobject width="425" height="344"> .... MTV Shows.. MTV Shows