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How tall are you? 5'10"
Do you like bananas? yea, but only in that day or two between being green and right before it gets a brown spot. thats perfectly ripe for me.
What is your favorite song of all time? Waymore's Blues by Waylon Jennings
Flip flops or sandals? flip flops
Vitamin Water or Gatorade? gatorate. ice cold and orange flavor please!
Have you had a beer in the past week? no
If you could have one super human power, what would you choose? i would fly because that would save me so much on gas!
What is your favorite place? My private beach.
Do you read Harry Potter books? not yet, but i'll get around to it eventually. they're not going anywhere.
What is your favorite food? seafood diavolo with linguini
Where do you want to travel next? Hawaii again
What is your favorite PJ fabric? dont wear em if i dont have to ; ]
Boat or bus? boat!
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? begin conversatioin, waste half hour of beggars time, and probably still not give em money.
Do you shower every single day? YES! grody not to.
Kill the spider or let it out? let it out cause they eat skeeters!
What is your favorite TV show? don't really watch tv, but i like anime and stand up comedy
Do you eat cold cereal at night? yea grape nuts flakes is my fav!
Define yourself in 3 words? committed, outstanding potential
Would you rather be blind or death? if i was blind i'd do my best to survive until i accidentally got myself killed cause i was blind.
Are you a cat or a dog person? cat. CHUCKLES ROCKS!!!!
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough? bad caugh, at least if its a bad laugh theyre having a good time
Favorite fruit? peaches!!! mmmnnnn... i could eat a peach for hours (insert winking emoticon here)
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies? orange juice and saltines
Who are you going to vote for in 2008? Ron Paul R- Texas. Check him out! He actually knows what he's talking about and he voted against the war in iraq unlike every other republican.
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape or other? explorer because it's what my computer has and i'm a dumb private and don't know any better.
What was your last thought? how badly the ignorant are ruining democracy!
Favorite element? WATER!!!!!
Where is Waldo? waldo and i were with you're mom last night. It was fun, but he stole my yoshi and i want it back!!!!
Do you support Paris? I like france, but not the dumb blonde. i don't follow celebrities, but i don't know what the hell she needs support for. she ain't even got any boobs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To learn the meaning of life, which was speeding at him at 65 miles an hour dragging 20,000 lbs of shingles in a V12 Diesel Volvo rig. Thanks for gunning it brandon. that made me laugh. chicken pot pie anybody?
Your favorite Disney films? gibley movies
If you had to pick one car, which would it be? 1973 Trans Am Cherry Red Standard with one of them purdy vertical drags over the rear light assembly.
Most embarrassing moment? When i showed up at Basic Training, thinking i was going to summer camp! Damn recruiters!
Most memorable past? When I punched that hooker in the jaw after i came last night and stole her money... Tell your'e mom that i'm sorry, and it was strictly business, nothing personal, but she's been late with my money twice this month!
What is your favorite clothing brand? ? 7.62 Brand ?
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other? YES concert
Favorite Place to Eat? SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? leg, because pedular prothetics are far more advanced right now, and that would totally impede my favorite hobby of schooling kids at old school nintendo kids and making them cry!
Would you rather be hot or cold? hot, cause i am. you ain't cause you're not.
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel? don't care
Water or 100% Juice? water
What size shoe do you wear? 8.5
How do you feel? healthy but lonely
Romance or Kinky Sex? Both, because they're really is no better feeling than falling in love with somebody and finding out theyre as much of a freak as you are!
Get the number or give the number? give the number, it's great to feel wanted. Get the number and being assertive is more effective though.
When do you plan on getting married? ??? donno military is a hard profession to have a spouse and give youre all everyday too.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where? One on my right forearm. Black and red gecko. Means Do Youre Damndest Always!
Who do you admire most? Kevin Prockup, because he has more willpower than anybody i know when he wants to accomplish something. Drill Sergeant Graffam from Fort Knox Delta 5/15, because he kept us sane but still taught us how to do our jobs, SSGT Weirzbicki at the Recruiting office cause he's a professional, Gen Patton for his unilateral determination at getting what he wanted, Captain Picard from Star Trek for his democratic leadership qualites, and Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek for his ceaseless drive to learn what it is to be human, and attempting to understand the irrationality of human behavior based upon our individual and diverse moral codes that are unique to each person.
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have? Chuckles a 25 lb Maine Coon, Lucky a 12 year old Calico, and a half retarded german shepard lab mix
Where do you see yourself in five years? "Going to school, using the GI bill, and not in the army."
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first? I'd go skinny dipping!
What is your favourite word? Exuberant!
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Hawaii!!! it's better than you could ever imagine if you like it hot and sweaty!
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What would you do if?:
What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: It would be unprofessional and possibly illegal if I answered that question truthfully so i plead the 5th
You won the lottery: Pay off my debts and finish out my contract, then move to Hawaii and go to school to become a pilot. Also: Invest wisely.
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Hold up... If i was on a reality TV show, i would be the most obnoxious, assaholic douchebag ever to have a TV show since Mr. Rogers. I would routisserie cook babies on national television and feed them to starving hobos and tell them it was veal. I would abuse my celebrity status and sell out to the highest bidder on all kinds of riduculous merchandise: Lizardking coloring books, wristwatches and snap bracelets, My face would be plastered on billboards mocking you motherfuckers for looking at it and not the drunken 16 year old in his grandma's stolen subaru about to t-bone youre piece of shit excuse for a vehicle. I would freebase hardcore drugs in front of youre little brother and pump out one poorly selling solo album after solo album, decreasing in quality and increasing in price each month to cover my Supercool (Watch UpRight Citizen's Brigade) Addiction. I would bring forth a plague of zombies to decend from hell (Canadia), and eat you're kidneys. Basically if I was on a reality-TV show, reality as you know it would cease to be.
You caught a friend stealing from you: ... we'd have some issues to work through i suppose.
You witnessed a murder: i suppose it really depends on the context. murder is bad, but the world would be a better place without some people. COUGH!!! (Phil Collins)
A random stranger offered you candy: Hey little girl, How'd ya like to make Five Dollars!?td
MySpace and Facebook closed: move on, but be regretful that i never backed up any of my silly pictures,
A genie granted you one wish: that humanity would stop fighting and that a common goal would be agreed upon and strived for by all peoples of this planet.
You lost your favorite possession: Mark lost my X-box, so i'll probably buy a newer, better one, and not let him borrow anything again.
You found 10 dollars on the ground: probably buy gas with it. that shits expensive. Or Hire you're mom for some "in-and-out" followed by a wee bit of the olde ultra-violence.
Your date throws up on you: laugh, then if she's cool, help her clean herself up, but if she's a drunk douchebag, prob leave her where she is and go home and change.
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: try and find enough hair on me to be considered a chunk...
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Ralph Nader and me would probably have a very deep and intellectual conversation, then go to trivia at bombers, and probably end up at lazer tag. Then we'd prank call jaleel white (urkel) until he finally goes on a killing spree!
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: i'd call your'e mom and thank her for a good time last night and ask her how the hell she got me on this fucking island so quickly.
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You Are Sauvignon Blanc
Engaging and energetic, you have a lot to offer the world - most of it they've never seen anywhere else!
You are the type of person who carves your own path in life... and you invite everyone else to come along.
The only thing predictable about you is that you could have anything up your sleeve.
You're all about sampling all of life's experiences. Both the savory and unsavory ones.
Deep down you are: Laid back and young at heart
Your partying style: Anything goes... seriously!
Your company is enjoyed best with: Smoked meats or spicy food What Kind of Wine Are You?
You Are 68% Politically Radical
You're political views are just plain weird. A little far left, a little far right, and a whole lot of radical. Are You a Political Radical?
**Love** and other stuff:
Your love life
Do you love anyone? I love me! Does Narcissism count?
Have you ever kissed anyone? yea
How long was your last relationship? 1 or 5 months depending on who you ask
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 16
Do you like anyone now? I'm always looking for the next ex-girlfriend with a restraining order against me.
Have you ever broken up with anyone? I've always been the breaker-upper, not the breakee
Do you have depressing days? some are more of a downer, but none depressing
Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? i have a couple
Who was the last person you hugged? Kevin
Who was the last person you kissed? Nicki... damn that was almost 8 months ago
Do you have many friends of the opposite sex? quite a few
Would you ask your crush out? don't really have one
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