Hayley [ribs]

hi im Hayley and like cheese.
i think diet mountain dew taste like regular mountain dew.
im a cheerleader with gas! I cant do a toe touch without farting. j/k
I have a sense of humor.
im not the tallest person in the world.
i like to sing in public.even when nobodys listening.
im shy before u get to know me.
i hunt wolverines.
i love chicken and pickles.
i drink pickle juice with a straw.
i have dreams somones following me in countryboy.
well thats me.
u gots a problem tell me and we can work it out.
[lookie but dont touchie]
:D
Its so cold in here, my balls have frost bite.
Its so hot in here, my balls are sweatin.
You were gone so long, my ball hair grew an inch.
Im so flexible, my balls can touch my chin.
Im so scared, my balls are tremblin.
Im so happy, my balls are smiling.
I fell so hard my balls are flat.
Im so hungry, I could eat my balls.
I ate so much, my balls are full.
Your so funny my balls are giggling.
That fart was so big my balls are still clapping.
Your so old, you make my balls sag.
You ate enough for my balls and a third world country.
I read so much my balls have a headache.
Im so proper my balls are british.
Your so flattering my balls are blushing.
Your so hairy my balls went bald.
Your ugliness shrunk my balls.
Im so smart my balls wear glasses.
We were spinning so fast my balls are dizy.
Your so fat, I bet your balls have stretchmarks.
I was running so fast my balls haven't caught up.
Im so clean my balls are sparkling.
I smell so good, people mistake my balls for febreeze.
Im so nervouse my balls feel like jello.