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An Asinine Asshole

I am here for Friends

About Me

Rock
Roll
I've got dirty jeans on most of the time. When I bend over you can see crack.
I'm personable...occasionally not. Anti-socialesque.
I'm durable. Enough.
I'm super happy alot of the time. Just about nothing. However, I have a bigger smile than I deserve.
I walk too fast for just about everyone.
I'm taller and skinnier than you, almost gauranteed.
I don't mean to smoke like that. It doesn't alwyas make me feel cool.
Blue and orange are working well for me right now, I'm in to it.
Come visit me at the Bates Motel.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A Tin Lion Stuffed With Straw Wearing Ruby Slippers. If you catch my drift. ...Seriously. Get yourselves in line. Me too. Get in line Jaron.

My Blog

(Confession)

My hatred as of late is more like the end of Harry And The Hendersons when John Lithgow punches Harry in the face and tells him to fuck off, than anything else.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:13:00 GMT

The Cry-Baby Killers

The pavement can swing up past your face, at such a rate you'd never know what hit you, till you tasted the taste of copper coins.Your teeth are shattered from what you bit: granite road. A home away ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 19:21:00 GMT

Structurally

Earth turns to wind Turns to water to fireHe hung his head lowStuck his thumb up for hireAnd no symphony Of sympathyWill land on himWhen his light is this dimIt's a tragedy That he'll die right h...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 22:37:00 GMT

X

Christmas carols make me want to kill myself.All day at work, I push through crowds of blood thirsty 40+ ladies on a mission from god to upturn the last "Il Divo" Christmas album.I run, jog, sprint re...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 23:03:00 GMT

Leaving the field blank.

Shred my pallette Shed your face Skin my ghost Or take a taste Taste the water Test the shards Feel effected Fuck it hard. You've gone to far You've gone to hell You're to high to escalate It's ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:26:00 GMT

Use the hacksaw, and buy a kids coffin instead.

As predictable and fine, that it is...It's a karmic experience. As time tends to tell.We'll mostly be fine, or dead.Surrender and you are fucked.They will bleed you out. So re-knot your laces kid...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:37:00 GMT

Smoke

We're up in, and like smokeAnother question, without hope Just another another blessing.And a narcasistWe all unwravel.Nearly never missed. The beginningCaught the endCaught the vi...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 22:35:00 GMT

Fuckers

I hate you.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:29:00 GMT

I said... nevermind.

Talk is so cheap these days. I mean, compared to cigarette prices lately, it's basically free. I once bought a DVD player for $20, that thing sucked. It broke almost immediatly. I think all my Talk br...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:46:00 GMT

What did you just say?

Scream.Bleed out pale sir.Kick the bucket, and remember my face. Take my card.Hold my hand.Cry yourself snotty in the fetal position.Road rash.Cigarette ash.And an endless pain behind your ear.Maybe.J...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 00:07:00 GMT