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Wooders ;)

About Me


The names Lauren.
Also known as 'Lol' or 'Wooders' =)
18. I have real ID waheyyy!
A taken lady :).
The other half is Damien
Sara says i look like a lady, but don't act like one. But i think that is a good thing, because lad crack is loads better than girl crack =)
Most girls annoy me.
Right now i don't have a clue what im doing with my life, i'm just going with the flow. It's the easiest option. Most people call me a bum ha, but that's the way i like it. Nice and easy =)
I used to go to QE, but being the bum that i am, i'm a college dropout. Sooo, i'm now part time in 2nd year at woodham 6th form studing art and psychology. It's not the best, but i need to do something lol.
My life.. well, when i'm not at 6th form, you will most likely find me at work. The Gretna Green! oh yes, i'm a waitress there, it's a job that everyone dreams of. Ha. I hate work, but the crack there is rather good, so that's what keeps me there lol. & the fact i need some pennies. So get yourself there for a meal, it will be worth it when you see me running around and stressing out =)
On week nights when i'm not at work, you will usually find me with damo. He's my bitch! haha. We like having dvds nights and ordering pizza's, or maybe afew sessions on the playstation. Well, i try. I'm with him pretty much everyday, cause he just can't live without me hahaha =)
Weekends .. If i'm not working, as usual, then i will probably be getting sloshed. I'm known for my alcoholic ways ♥
A little bit of vodka? Yes please.
When i drink, i don't know my limits, and end up an absolute mess. It seems to amuse everyone lol. Bishop used to be the place to be, but now Darlo is the new spot. Soo if i ever have any money, you might find me there =) if not, then i may be having a drink in Sara's having a gossip and a bottle of wine, or two.
I am now a legal driver. Finally I passed fourth time ha, but.. 4th time passers are always the best ;) Although i really am not. So beware people, stay off the roads before i do some damage.
My conversation mainly consists of sex and sarcasm.
& that's pretty much it. =)
Dirty dancefloors, and dreams of naughtiness!


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chris brown
i love him.