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anneremy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

+Sometimes I forget what things happened for real and what things happened in my imaginary world.
+I hate the fake Christmas tree that's up year round in the apartment across the street. I'm currently plotting its destruction.

My Interests

-the sky, fountains, rants
-food stuffs, slippers, baseball, history
-your mom jokes, insomniacs, corsettes
-cooking, asians, cooking asians, asian cooks
-yoga, philosophy, arguing
-inappropriate humor, why, politics
-accents, uno, missed connections on CL
-magnetic poetry, postsecret, procrastination

I'd like to meet:

+someone who will save the red ones for me
+Gomez Addams as played by Raul Julia
+all waiters ever in life
*Flight of the Conchords
+strangers

Ducky

Cuz

Slightly

King Louie

Mista Hahn

Redness

Chon

DanDan

Boobies

Sam

Michael

Big Mac

Vegas

Shoes

Refermat

Rocky

John

Nolly

Laney

Toe Knee

the republic

Music:

Must Haves Include:
-BNL, Flogging Molly, Van Halen,
-Ben Folds, Coldplay, AC/DC, Aerosmith,
-The Shins, Velvet Revolver,
-The Who, Foo Fighters, Queen,
-Jon Brion (Row is my favorite piece of music ever)
-Guster, Sinatra,
-RAFFI!, OF Montreal, Richard Cheese,
-The Unicorns, Nirvana, Muse, Wesley Willis,
-boys of the beach and beastie persuasion,
- beck, regina spektor, the postal service
-Hot Hot Heat, Audioslave, Ben Kweller
-Chuck Berry, Bad Company, Neutral Milk Hotel
-talking heads, they might be giants, interpol
-Yann Tiersen, Stan Freberg, Soul Coughing
-showtunes, and the occasional gregorian or buddhist chant

Movies:

- Eternal Sunshine
-pirates xxx
-monty python and the holy grail
-5,000 fingers of dr. t
-Scotland, PA
-bad kung fu
-Singin in the Rain
-delicatessen
-A Scanner Darkly
-things not involving michael bay and bruce willis
-i collect movies... any of them.

Television:

-The only TV shows I watch come from Netflix; Rome, Gilmore Girls, The Office (UK version please)

Books:

-The Little Prince
-The Gossamer Years, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Macbeth,
-Hitchiker's Guide, Canterbury Tales,
-Hans Christian Anderson's stuff,
-Memoirs of a Geisha, Bushido,
-America the Book, 1984,
-Heavier Than Heaven, Unsolved Mysteries of History, The Mask of the Red Death
-Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Lost Books of the Bible
-The Maxims of Ptahhotep
-Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
No Hemingway or Steinbeck please. gag.

Heroes:

-my mom
-Jennifer and Matthew Hahn
-my big cousins John, Tim and Karen
-My grandpas

My Blog

Thanksgiving Thoughts... or the Pinnacle of Pride.

There have been quite a few moments in my life where I've been proud of myself.That time I graduated high schoolWhen I passed my driver's testGetting into collegeWriting a 12 page paper in 4 hours (in...
Posted by anneremy on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:45:00 PST

The Woes of Wishful Whistling

Dear Sir,It seems that somehow you've failed to pass on the message that my middle finger gave to you this afternoon to all of your cronies. Perhaps this will suffice. When I gave you the finger, it w...
Posted by anneremy on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

Perfect Perverse Poetry

Magnetic Poetry Casual Encounter (and its reply)by Michael and anneremyseeking full man rythm with mellifluous approach and mountlet this sedulous boy fill you with naughty joystroke the purple latex ...
Posted by anneremy on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

Living Life in a Lively Light

Things haven't exactly turned out the way that I expected them to. Or wanted them to for that matter. Emphasis on the past tense. My goal in life was to be on stage or on screen. So I went to school. ...
Posted by anneremy on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

Impetuous Invasion

"Now conquering Rome doth conquered Rome inter, And she the vanquished is, and vanquisher. To show us where she stood there rests alone Tiber; and that too hastens to be gone. Learn, hence what fortun...
Posted by anneremy on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

I'm Probably Not Hitting On You

An Open Letter to the Human Race, To my Species Mates:The dingy remains of winter are melting away, the sun is coming out and it's getting warmer. Spring is on it's way. I realize that with Spring com...
Posted by anneremy on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

Written Writhings

Copied from my journalstream of consciousness writing from last night when i couldn't sleep.Insomnia is worse when you know someone else is sleeping. It's horrible when that person is nearby, but trea...
Posted by anneremy on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

Career Catastrophe

So I've been thinking.... The whole not really being in school and not having a full time job has kind of knocked things into perspective. Someday I will finish school. Today is not that day. I will f...
Posted by anneremy on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST

Pitiful Prepubescent Pipsqueeks

Please excuse typos, inconsistencies or dumb sentences.. tis very very early in the morn and i am a tired one. Romeo and Juliet; the timeless story, the classic, the unfortunate blemish on literary an...
Posted by anneremy on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:37:00 PST

Bella Borealis

It thunderstormed last night. Probably one of the best we've had in a long while. Lightning flashed across the sky. Jagged bolts met the horizon in all directions. The air was warm as summer gave ...
Posted by anneremy on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST