Memoirs Of A Swine, IV continued |
"Okay, so, anyway, back to what I was saying before I got so rudely interrupted. We need a book for all the words that aren't in our language. Like, you know how Germans have these concepts that they ... Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:24:00 GMT |
Memoirs Of A Swine, Chapter IV |
And it did, to an extent. But it was somehow tolerable, dulled just enough by several hours of drinking and the little bit of smoke I actually inhaled when Josh came through for us. The rest of the ti... Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:39:00 GMT |
Memoirs of a Swine--Chapter 3 |
III
Now, Josh, Josh was a bouncer at Respectables on Clematis. He had really long blond hair, but I always forgot about it, because he wore it in a pony tail and never took off his baseball cap, and ... Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:19:00 GMT |
Memoirs of a Swine--Chapter 2 |
II
The same way amputees can still feel a phantom limb, and the recently dumped feel the lingering presence of their ex-lovers, I al... Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:16:00 GMT |
Memoirs of a Swine--Chapter 1 |
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
A lot of you have seen this already, but now it's Chapter 1 of the new book, about my adventure in Guatemala, starting with how I got here. Some of the names have been changed to prote... Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:12:00 GMT |
"Saga of the Beverage Men" Chapter 18 |
Flynn heard a door open and what sounded like two men entering. From where he sat tied to a chair, he could smell nothing and hear little. The sack that had been over his head for G... Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:06:00 GMT |
"Saga of the Beverage Men" Chapter 17 |
Anzace, knowing nothing of his sword’s intent, gathered his strength and tore himself away from the knight, screaming as a fistful of his hair was torn out by the roots. Befor... Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:09:00 GMT |
"Saga of the Beverage Men" Chapter 16 |
Kelkor spat at the corpse on the floor and eyed his companion intently. "Turn back now, if you’re going." The Matagoomban could not speak.&... Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:07:00 GMT |
"Saga of the Beverage Men" Chapter 15 |
The majority of Matagoombi was populated by scarlet-skinned people with black markings, rather like those of certain snakes. Less fortunate folks, through a simple accident of birth... Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:05:00 GMT |
"Saga of the Beverage Men" Chapter 14 |
Azrael leaped from the withers of his monstrous steed and landed, sword in hand, among the smoking rubble, charred flesh, and crimson rivers of gore. The dead lay piled high about h... Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:02:00 GMT |