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Ian

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About Me

Not a huge deal to tell. Average height, average build. Married since 2000, Live in South of England with the good lady wife and Sam the black cat. Work as office monkey for company called Skandia.

My Interests

Photography (can't you tell from my artistic black and white picture?) Movies, TV, Books, origami. Hoo yeah non stop party at the Surridge household, I tell thee.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks, a man able to combine bile flecked, hate filled rants with unconditional love. That takes talent.

Music:

Quite like Zutons, Magic Numbers. Old stuff, Stacks, motown, Elvis, you know proper music not like the stuff these kids listen to today!!

Movies:

Of the far too many to fit in here: Grosse point Blanke, Goodfellas, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, When Harry Met Sally, Shaun of The Dead, The Searchers, The Good the bad and the ugly, Serenity and so on and so forth

Television:

Bit of a Whedon head, so Firefly, Angel. American crime shows. All CSI's, NCIS, NYPD Blue, in fact if its set in America and is an acronym entitled police procedural of some kind I'll pull up a chair. Excepet C.H.I.Ps I'm not that old!

Books:

Authors include: Steve Aylett, China Mieville, Hunter S Thompson, Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman, Haruki Murakami. Books: The Princess bride, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

Heroes:

Can't think of any real life examples. many pop culture heroes, Dr Raoul Duke, Jimmy Stewart.

My Blog

Youre going to need a bigger boat

O.K what the fork is going on? I have just killed a spider in my bathroom that was the size of a guinea pig. he was hiding in the laundry basket. I think he was trying to steal some socks to wear...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:42:00 PST

Tasting evil so you don’t have to

I have tasted true evil and I know its name: cheese flavoured popcorn.The soulless scum who manufactured this scrofulus stuff will burn in hell for all eternity. They should also be sued under the tra...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

Cheer the chuff up

So in honour of the new Simpsons movie, top however many I can be bothered with, Simpsons lines:Homer: "Why what are you going do? release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with Bees in their mouths ...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:50:00 PST

Grrrrrrrrr

It won't stop bloody raining, no bugger is ever on line 'cos they've all pissed off to facebook, my computer is moving at a speed more normally associated with continental drift and I'm knackered.Aren...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST

Inconceivable!!

"Are you sure you know what that word means, only you seem to use uit a lot..."So, going to be having a baby then. Well, should qualify that remark: My wife will be doing the actual "having" bit with ...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:12:00 PST