Gustav: A Gentleman Among Fish |
Dearest Gustav,You are no ordinary fish. When I picked you from amongst all the other bettas in their little cups at the pet store, I knew it was the beginning of a glorious friendship. I painstakin...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:34:00 GMT |
The Daintiest Mademoiselle at Coachella |
Okay. So, originally I wasn't going to write about this because it's A) so not a big deal and B) kind of embarrassing. Or, as my best friend Chris put it when I told him, it's "so gay". Also, "what...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 16:22:00 GMT |
Next they'll make them wait 30 minutes after they eat before swimming |
Imagine for a moment, gentle reader, that you are minding your own business. Hush, just imagine. Imagine you come across, as I did, the following article on a news site from Seattle, Washington (her...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:00:00 GMT |
Just give her the vowel, she doesn't have to pay! |
When you work in an office building, at a desk, in a cubicle, you take your amusement where you can find it. Does anyone remember that commercial where the portly, balding man in an undershirt and bo...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Wrote Me the Scintillating and Naughty Myspace Message |
The other day I received a very special myspace message, printed for your convenience below. This is my open letter to he who hand-picked me to be the recipient of his vibrant poetry, MIRO.HELLO BEAU...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
Nothing's Scarier Than A Ruiner! |
So, my best friend Chris and I often pass the time at work by writing these fake articles. They could be about a conversation we had, an inside joke, whatever. It's just our passive-aggres...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 14:53:00 GMT |
Can it be so? |
This is probably not accurate (although for my friends with more common names it did say there were hundreds), but either way I thought this was funny.HowManyOfMe.comThere are:2people with my namein t...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:32:00 GMT |
All Aboard the Train of Thought! Choo Choo! |
Things I Love:PuppiesFlowersWhen Jeff holds his sunglasses in his teethSleeping inGoing to the moviesDisneylandNapsPizza and beerThings I Think Are Funny:Large groups of bicyclistsManikins in sassy po...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:15:00 GMT |
Jawsome! |
I like sharks. I really, really like them. If you know me in any kind of remotely intimate way, you are probably aware of this. I think they are fascinating, beautiful, and totally b...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:46:00 GMT |
Los Angeles, I'm Yours |
Yes, that's right. Not only is it a delightful ditty by The Decemberists, but it is also a direct reference to me. As of the day before yesterday I have officially left the warm, comfortable, tende...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:58:00 GMT |
