Get out of the way... |
You know, I try really hard to be a good person. I go out of my way to make others feel okay. I try to be helpful. Needed. But no matter what, it seems I only get in the way, annoy people. I don't see...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:44:00 GMT |
It could have been an avacado |
I hate you! But oddly enough, I can't stand being away from you. You treat me so well, almost too well. Can't you just hurt me - even a little? Perhaps that will quell my out-of-control feelings. In y...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:25:00 GMT |
We are the makers of music. We are the dreamers of dreams. |
I met a man the other day. A rather queer fellow. He breeched 6 feet and his skin was that of a stalk of celery. I watched him approach on a small pump cart on the train tracks. On the platform ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:22:00 GMT |
Simple Pleasures |
If you've ever seen the movie Amelie, you may recall that she enjoyed the feeling of running her fingers through sacks of grain and lentils. I can relate and for some reason my simple pleasure s...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 20:44:00 GMT |
WTF!?! |
I think I'm slowly losing my mind. Just last night I had an uber fucked up dream. In this dream I went to Dairy Queen and bought a box of corn dogs. But this was a special box of corn dogs - it could ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jun 2005 12:28:00 GMT |
DUCK AND COVER! |
OMG!!! The green beans are comming!!!!!! Hide your children and board up the windows!!!!! Our survival depends only on Johnny G-String and his flaming spandex crew!.................... Oh Shit! We're...
Posted by on Sun, 15 May 2005 20:11:00 GMT |
