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amy elizabeth ☮

Honey, if he isn't beating down your door, don't let him in.

About Me

I don't care if you think I'm pretty or if you've got yourself convinced that you're some kind of stud. I'm not interested so don't waste your (and ultimately my) time.

i am amy elizabeth
i love cupcakes without frosting
my friends are infinitely better than yours
i love the beatles, but don't ask me to pick a "favorite"
i'm hypocritical, but at least i can admit it
dumbo will make me cry until the day i die
my jokes are cheesy but they make me laugh
i have zero tolerance for stupidity
don't bother hitting on me, i'm not interested

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My Interests

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These people are seriously the shit:
LIZ! This girl will bend over backwards to help you. She's the kindest, warmest, most generous person I know. She's a total S-N-A-T-C-H though.

Katie. She hails from exotic Whore Island. She is one of the girls that kept me going through medical assisting school. I love the hell out of her, she's fantastic. We cause Dixon riots. JOCKIN'!

Jess. This is the craziest girl I know. Lord help you if you're going to be drinking with her, because you'll probably laugh yourself sick. She's an absolute sweetheart... and is about to be a new momma!

Pat. Brother Bear! I love this guy. He's definitely a gentle giant. Arms the size of your head, but wouldn't hurt a fly. He's super lightweight and a sip from a wine cooler might do him in.

Jose. This guy is one of the dearest friends you could ask for. He is genuine, patient, and a BLAST to drink with. I miss him like crazy.

Mike. Oh, Michael. He is super sarcastic and extremely intelligent. He's a sweet, good-natured man who needs to stay away from motorcycles and move back to Sacramento.

Andrew. This guy is one of those rare "genuinely nice" guys. He volunteers with the Special Olympics, and reminds girls that chivalry is not dead. He also likes to try to make lemurs jump. Jump lemur, jump.

Aaron. I've known this guy for seventeen years. He has always been extremely sweet and very goofy. He will do whatever it takes to make you laugh or cheer you up. He likes to call girls an "airhead" and then deny it. ;)

I'd like to meet:



Music:



30 Seconds to Mars
Aerosmith
AFI
Beatles
Bjork
Bush
Circa Survive
Coldplay
Corinne Bailey Rae
Cure
Damien Rice
David Bowie
Deftones
Fembots
Fiona Apple
Head Automatica
Incubus
Jewel
John Mayer
Killers
Michael Buble
MICAHEL JACKSON
Mutemath
Our Lady Peace
Ours
Panic! at the Disco
Radiohead
Sade
Saosin
Sara McLachlan
Shins
Silversun Pickups
Smashing Pumpkins
Strata

Movies:


Action
Blade Runner
Die Hard
Fifth Element
Gladiator
Sin City
The Untouchables
Tombstone
V for Vendetta
Classic
Bringing up Baby
Don't Bother to Knock
My Fair Lady
Roman Holiday
Some Like it Hot
The African Queen
The Awful Truth
The Seven Year Itch
Comedy
Anchorman
Borat
Dogma
Kiss Kiss/Bang Bang
Mean Girls
Old School
The Full Monty
To Wong Foo
Young Frankenstein
Zoolander
Drama
American Beauty
Blow
Boondock Saints
Edward Scissorhands
Fisher King
Forrest Gump
House of Sand and Fog
My Girl
Shawshank Redemption
Signs
Solaris
The Green Mile
The Prestige
Usual Suspects
WHAT DREAMS MAY COME
Family
Labyrinth
Little Women
Mary Poppins
Monster's Inc
Pete's Dragon
The Goonies
Toy Story
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Horror
28 Days Later
Se7en
The Lost Boys
Musical
Rent
Grease
Moulin Rouge
Romance
Benny and Joon
City of Angels
Dirty Dancing
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Ever After
Romeo and Juliet
The Notebook

Television:



GHOST HUNTERS
The Office
Daily Show With John Stewart
Iron Chef
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Scrubs

Books:



To Kill a Mockingbird
Dreams From my Father
Memoirs of a Geisha
Of Mice and Men
The Great Gatsby
Up High in the Trees
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
The Green Mile
"I Can't" Said the Ant.

Heroes:


My mother. I grew up with a completely skewed idea of who and what she was. I blamed her for not being around and for what I thought was ruining our family by leaving my dad. Quite a few years older and wiser, I realize she did exactly what she had to do, and it wasn't that she didn't WANT to be around, she was a working single mother. I am so glad and proud that she is the one that raised me. I love her so much.

My Blog

Nights Like These

Have you ever lost somebody you cared for?I don't mean a lover saying goodbye, although that ache is deep as well. I mean truly lost.Isn't it strange, that on some nights, that quiet ache can turn int...
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:28:00 PST

One, Two, Ten.

Ten Facts You Might Not Know About Me:1) I'm allergic to cantaloupe and walnuts.2) My apartment totally has paranormal activity goin' on.3) I don't speak to my father.4) I'm a perfectionist.5) I devot...
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:08:00 PST

Drunken Quotes

Liz: "I hate liars because One- I'm gullible. Two- It's mean. And Two..."Amy: "Two again?"Liz: "Two squared. Two cubed..." ********* Liz: "Once you black you never go back... It's blackjack!" ********...
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:05:00 PST

What's New

Let's see, what is new? I left my job at 24 Hour Fitness because my boss was a psychotic bitch, and the upper management was completely corrupt, so it wasn't worth it to stick it out until I could bec...
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Empty Grocery Cart

I stopped off at the Natural Food Co-Op today after work to pick up some pizza (fabulous margharita pizza), and there was a live band playing so I ate there to check it out (they have a little area fo...
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:53:00 PST

Mommy wow! I'm a big kid now!

So, I was having a conversation with a friend, and we were talking about baby names. I have complied a list of names I like for children. *No, I'm not pregnant or planning on getting pregnant any time...
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good laughs, Good times, Good Friends.

I am stealing this idea from my dear friend Holly Joy, you can visit her here: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=2886777&Mytoken=20050617223231. I want ...
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snuggle.

I have no male friends that can just platonically snuggle. This makes me sad... sometimes a girl just needs to be snuggled... and this is one of those times.
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Such a Republican.

You scored as Justice (Fairness). Your life is guided by the concept of Fair Justice: Everyone, yourself included, should be rewarded and punished according to the help or harm they cause. "He wh...
Posted by amy elizabeth . on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST