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Matt Dietz

mrblueduck

About Me

lionize: to treat or regard as an object of great interest or importance.

This is an old song,
these are old blues.
And this is not my tune,
but it's mine to use.

Every town
Has its ups and downs
Sometimes ups
Outnumber the downs
But not in Nottingham
I'm inclined to believe
If we weren't so down
We'd up and leave
We'd up and fly if we had wings for flyin'
Can't ya see the tears we're cryin'?
Can't there be some happiness for me?
Not in Nottingham

Turn me back into the pet
I was when we met.

My Interests

Oh, Great White City!
I've got the adequate committee
Where have your walls gone?
I think about it now

Food: "Lemme polish off this Polish." and foods that are dipped into other foods

Culture: Nintendo

I'd like to meet:



Music:



I was the Walrus
But now I'm John

Well, you don't know what
We can find
Why don't ya come with me, little girl
On a magic carpet ride

I was born secular
And inconsolable

Only kiss me if the light is right
Otherwise we'll wait a while

Movies:

You got 50,000 on Double Dragon?!

Back to the Future skateboard escape

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is the good.

Television:

"Beagle-lookin' muthafucka!"

"I was in a movie with Michael Douglas and I got eaten by a lion."
"Some lions have all the luck."

"Are you familiar with the term 'delusions of grandeur'?"
"I believe I coined that term."

"You used Ghostbusters for evil!"

"Americans like a lot of cheese oozing out of their meat sandwich!"

Where have you gone, Tony Soprano?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Books:

Don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?
I believe it was the tiger-philosopher Hobbes who described human life as "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." Religion allows us to ignore all that by praying. [...] Otherwise, we're just chanting our deepest desires into a silent, indifferent void. How depressing would that be?
I'm God's lonely man.
I don't have it with me but I keep a good attitude.
All children, except one, grow up. They soon know that they will grow up, and the way Wendy knew was this. One day when she was two years old she was playing in a garden, and she plucked another flower and ran with it to her mother. I suppose she must have looked rather delightful, for Mrs. Darling put her hand to her heart and cried, "Oh, why can't you remain like this for ever!" This was all that passed between them on the subject, but henceforth Wendy knew that she must grow up. You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end.
Of course they lived at 14 [their house number on their street], and until Wendy came her mother was the chief one. She was a lovely lady, with a romantic mind and such a sweet mocking mouth. Her romantic mind was like the tiny boxes, one within the other, that come from the puzzling East, however many you discover there is always one more; and her sweet mocking mouth had one kiss on it that Wendy could never get, though there it was, perfectly conspicuous in the right-hand corner.
The haplessness of your lack of control in the world (the random reality of chance simply outfoxes you) lost its flashy charm when you and the others from Wheaton—Dan Redford, Aaron Lowe, Betty Walsh—found a new day intact and you managed to relive your way to the car, short a sock and plus one Rolling Rock. True.
Dan's same car took downtown four with nothing left to do but ignore the Lost Generation and laugh at the tourists or visitors looking upwards and listening to their guide.
"This here is an office building. If you worked in an office in Chicago, you would be in that building from nine until five unless your job had different hours than that. Huh," Dan saying what he was saying.

My Blog

time it was, and what a time it was

it was a time of innocence.okay maybe not, but the 2nd of my friends who i keep in touch with (and i dated her briefly) is getting married on August 2nd, which is also my birthday. i will be...
Posted by Matt Dietz on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:46:00 PST

cold duck times per week?


Posted by Matt Dietz on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:15:00 PST

new blog

why can't you write something in for marital status? i wanted to continue appropriating other people's art to express myself and put "The Celibate Life?" fuck, tom. fuck.
Posted by Matt Dietz on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:58:00 PST

update on my run-in with the feds

this happened on April 5th:so i started a temp job at this aircraft leasing company. there's all these weird framed drawings of differently-themed planes hanging up around the place, like this german/...
Posted by Matt Dietz on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:25:00 PST

i won an ebay auction for a michael jordan cardboard cutout or standup or whatever

...to complete our jordan-themed apartment. but then i received this message from the guy selling it: Mathew, In attempting to ship your item today there was a $71 sur charge due to the dimensions whi...
Posted by Matt Dietz on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

how i've got christianity by the balls

did jesus wack it? if not, was he truly human? and if yes, was he therefore not perfect?   suck it, gibson...
Posted by Matt Dietz on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:47:00 PST