Myself, 5 years ago and give him a warning that he is in for some serious shit, both physically and mentally, and to be prepared for anything. Oh yeah...I'd also tell him to avoid pushing shopping carts (most of you should get that one) hahaha. I'd also love to meet Greg Graffin (lead singer of Bad Fucking Religion for you idiots out there) but only if we could have a long, drawn out conversation.