profile picture

16104696

I am here for Friends

About Me

I HAVE A FRECKLE ON MY PENIS. Now that I have your attention... I have a birthmark on it too. How crazy huh? Um. If your my friend, you's already knows pretty much all there is to know... especially after that first sentence. WELCOME TO MY PAGE OF GREATNESS. It says almost nothing about me, yet it says too much for some peeps. Too fucking bad. This is me being nice about the subject. I can be much much more offensive. Speaking of offensive; I offer sometimes funny blogs. I write them for me, not for you. So don't bitch if they isn't funnay... thats just how they turn out on occasion. Ok. I think I'm done... wait... wait... NOT A CHANCE, POOPY PANTS!<

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe.For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if it permitted me to continue to learn about this world and others, if it gave me a chance to discover how history turns out.I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.The major religions on the Earth contradict each other left and right. You can't all be correct. And what if all of you are wrong? It's a possibility, you know. You must care about the truth, right? Well, the way to winnow through all the differing contentions is to be skeptical. I'm not any more skeptical about your religious beliefs than I am about every new scientific idea I hear about. But in my line of work, they're called hypotheses, not inspiration and not revelation.Anything you don't understand you attribute to God. God for you is where you sweep away all the mysteries of the world, all the challenges to our intelligence. You simply turn your mind off and say God did it.

My Blog

Blog - My thoughts/History of Christianity 8/15/09

*** Long and boring and meant solely for me, READ at your own peril***Religion is important to a lot of people. I grew up in a home in which Reliigon was not exactly a high priority of any sort. The o...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:32:00 GMT

The tale of the Toilet of DOOM! 7/31/09

So I was sitting on the "John"... Hmmm, wait a minute... Why do they call it that?*goes to wikianswers*Turns out the inventor was names John. Interesting. If I were named after a device in which peopl...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:42:00 GMT

CONFESSION: I cheated on Caitie 7/10/09

Caitie's work schedule has been different for the past few months. It's fluctuated a little since she got her new job, but she would go in between 9 to 11am and has worked as late as 8:30pm.I get off ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:12:00 GMT

New supreme douchebag of the Universe? 7/5/09

As much as I despise Preston... seems someone might have replaced him.My little brother. Victor.I cannot stress the level of hypocrisy that Victor committed in an effort to convince himself of how inc...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:31:00 GMT

How NOT to convert an Atheist 6/22/09

Let me say to everyone who left a positive comment in regards to Caitie getting better... thank you. Thank you very much. When I have an update as to the specific cause of her pain, I will make sure I...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:31:00 GMT

Fuck me... 6/15/09

Friday morning, Caitie got admitted into the hospital for severe abdominal pain.It's now Monday night and I've been with her almost every step of the way. I've slept in this horrible place every night...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:52:00 GMT

Does anyone have a Penis muscle? 06/04/09

It became surprisingly apparent that a certain someone in my life didn't seem to know how a penis works. They said... and I quote, "I just thought it was a muscle."For those that DON'T know.An erectio...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:12:00 GMT

I miss this a little 5/14/09

Haven't posted a blog in awhile...Haven't been writing my story, but I've done more typing than ever before in my life these last couple of weeks. Youtube debates are getting boring. Same ol idiotic n...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 18:22:00 GMT

Where the red fern grows 5/1/09

Its time, once again... for the religious moron of the weeeeeeeeek.No no no. Sorry. Thats a segment on the geologic podcast... of which I was mentioned... by the way. George Hrab, of the geologic podc...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 19:19:00 GMT

Wife Swap is fucked up. 4/24/09

Guess what I'm watching? Haha. Yeah.In the first 5 minutes I have learned about the two families before they swap their motherly chicka's.I am blown away by what I am seeing. I'll split them up the wa...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:04:00 GMT